⚜️Ryan⚜️
@doccaintgittwrite.bsky.social
504 born. 337 living. Husband. Dog dad. XULA alum. PharmD. Saints. Braves.
🥶🧊1906🧊🥶.
Mistakes happen. That’s why pencils have erasers.
🥶🧊1906🧊🥶.
Mistakes happen. That’s why pencils have erasers.
Gentlemen hear me out tho. Winning a small battle today ain’t worth preparing for (and subsequently losing) a war tomorrow. Govern yourselves accordingly lol
Me: hey babe, headed to grab a fish sandwich from the spot…. You want something?
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Gentlemen hear me out tho. Winning a small battle today ain’t worth preparing for (and subsequently losing) a war tomorrow. Govern yourselves accordingly lol
But I just grab her a lil something extra lol 😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But I just grab her a lil something extra lol 😂
Thank god me and the wifey have different taste buds and why I order food with a touch of spice lol 😂
Me: hey babe, headed to grab a fish sandwich from the spot…. You want something?
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
The woman: nah I’m good.
*arrives back home with foodstuffs*
TW: let me have a bite…
Me: *gives bite bc I am a magnanimous soul*
TW: …. Cut it in half…
Me:…. You had better carry your ass on….
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Thank god me and the wifey have different taste buds and why I order food with a touch of spice lol 😂
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You are not obligated to watch garbage football. Even if your team is playing. Especially if your team is playing.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
You are not obligated to watch garbage football. Even if your team is playing. Especially if your team is playing.
Mans is fighting for his life on that balance beam
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Mans is fighting for his life on that balance beam
We don’t mention the name [redacted] or any of his offspring around these parts
OMG What Marvin Harrison Jr did to Daron Bland should be a felony
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We don’t mention the name [redacted] or any of his offspring around these parts
Louisiana falling apart. America falling apart. Ppl are suffering. All because of the fragility and petulance of sub mediocre White men. I hate it here
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Louisiana falling apart. America falling apart. Ppl are suffering. All because of the fragility and petulance of sub mediocre White men. I hate it here
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There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
There’s a movement of people who just post groceries they feel like poor people don’t deserve to eat and I really don’t think we’re punching people enough
Today marks 12 years as a licensed pharmacist. To GAWD be the glory 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
October 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Today marks 12 years as a licensed pharmacist. To GAWD be the glory 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
This kid is going places
My 8yo told me she had a dream that she went "taco treating," which is where you go door to door and people give you tacos
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This kid is going places
Mine is in a couple weeks
Black men, have you gone to the doctor for your checkup this year?
October 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mine is in a couple weeks
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Embrace your gray hair. It’s not a sign of aging, it’s a sign you’ve lived, learned, and earned every strand.
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Embrace your gray hair. It’s not a sign of aging, it’s a sign you’ve lived, learned, and earned every strand.
And it’s Pharmacists’ Month. This how yall do us???
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
And it’s Pharmacists’ Month. This how yall do us???
Got me in here like
a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Got me in here like
Can anyone point me in the direction of #MDsky???
Aye yall gotta chill with this atrocious handwriting…
Respectfully,
Your friendly hospital and neighborhood pharmacist
Aye yall gotta chill with this atrocious handwriting…
Respectfully,
Your friendly hospital and neighborhood pharmacist
October 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Can anyone point me in the direction of #MDsky???
Aye yall gotta chill with this atrocious handwriting…
Respectfully,
Your friendly hospital and neighborhood pharmacist
Aye yall gotta chill with this atrocious handwriting…
Respectfully,
Your friendly hospital and neighborhood pharmacist
My wife and I are both Pisces introverts with social anxiety. Don’t ever run up on either one of us lol 😂. There’s no guarantee that we’ve taken our calm down meds that day lol 😂
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My wife and I are both Pisces introverts with social anxiety. Don’t ever run up on either one of us lol 😂. There’s no guarantee that we’ve taken our calm down meds that day lol 😂
Nah bruh! We BOFF stumping a mud hole in yo ass!! And whoever filming too
October 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nah bruh! We BOFF stumping a mud hole in yo ass!! And whoever filming too
Nobody wants to hold on to the ball????
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nobody wants to hold on to the ball????
Every time I complement Spencer Rattler, something unfortunate happens lol 😂
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every time I complement Spencer Rattler, something unfortunate happens lol 😂
Spence out here dealing lately. Which makes that 2nd round pick look even worse.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spence out here dealing lately. Which makes that 2nd round pick look even worse.
Besides its damn near impossible to trade Garrett with that contract extension
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Besides its damn near impossible to trade Garrett with that contract extension
He’ll cool down when that direct deposit hit tomorrow morning lol
Myles Garrett on the sidelines heated
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He’ll cool down when that direct deposit hit tomorrow morning lol
Games be watching me by the 3rd quarter anyway
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Games be watching me by the 3rd quarter anyway
I’ll just hate watch the Falcons vs the Dolphins for this 1st window. I refuse to pay for that extra shit the NFL selling
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’ll just hate watch the Falcons vs the Dolphins for this 1st window. I refuse to pay for that extra shit the NFL selling