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Emily
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Very much a small fish in a big pond, but hopefully a nice one.

Paediatrician, dog owner, mum, crafter, owner of wonky ears.

She/her
Just to be clear, a 15 year old is not “barely legal”

(And excuse my while I shudder in disgust)

A 15 year old is a child, and a grown adult sexually attracted to, or having sex with, a child is a sex offender.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If he gets it I’d celebrate with the biggest bacon butty.
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It just feels wrong. The cut should be perpendicular to the existing cut, so there is a squared off half and a rounded half.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Hear me out, but the rectangles are wrong way.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoops, forgot my image description.

Screenshot from BBC coverage from the Cenotaph. Two white women with blonde hair, both in dark jackets. To the left is news reporter Sophie Raworth. To the right, wearing many military medals, is Dr Kate Prior. In the background is Horseguards Parade.
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh Bethan! I’m so sorry. You poor thing.

You gave her such a wonderful life. She landed on her paws with you. I can still remember the excitement of her coming to you.

Lots of love x
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
a man wearing glasses and a tie looks serious
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie looks serious
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This has been up for more than an hour and no one has made a comment about a broken bone.

I’m disappointed in you all.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is spectacularly nerdy.
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
On-call shift, Halloween 2021.

Can confirm, paediatrics at Halloween is awesome.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Is it weird to say “I saw this and thought of you” ?
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This can be true of children’s medicine with regards to general paediatricians as seen by GRID specialists.
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There’s a reason I am very happy with my place as a general paediatrician. I love EVERYTHING in medicine and I don’t much like grownups**, so it seems like a good fit.

** I am only being 99% flippant here
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
NOT BOB
October 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
According to the article she should have poured it in a bin.

I wonder, if she’d tripped and spilled it whether she’d have been fined?
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
As is tradition.
October 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
@emergencybod.medsky.social - I think you’ll like this.
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
… I think we use “snot” differently here.
a man in a suit is blowing his nose with a napkin .
ALT: a man in a suit is blowing his nose with a napkin .
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Kind regards” if I’ve already told them twice and they still haven’t paid attention.

“Regards” when I’m properly cross.
October 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM