Not me tho

I’ll be the coolest billionaire. And also the first ethical billionaire. Which I got for being cool. And ethical.

D R I N K O V A L T I N E

With a little TLC and merry hearts we can turn this pizza house into a pizza home

This was briefly illegal! We had a national Do Not Call Registry!

But telemarketers got SCOTUS to rule it didn’t apply to cellular phones and welp.

Phone service companies could stop it by not allowing people to spoof phone numbers and caller ID, but then they would make 1% less profit so welp

On iPhone, at least, you can change the settings to send calls from numbers not in your Contacts list straight to voicemail without ever ringing.

Fukken nice bro

David Lynch was the fucking best

How could anyone hate YOU?

Show them to me.

Ditto for Sinema

I’m so glad people are finally over the horrible over-photoshopped Annie Leibovitz look.

Like Olivia, they too are enamored with the person they’re supposed to be covering objectively

😍

God no, not if I can help it

The Cuomo family sucks so bad lmao

: pet cat

It gives managers the chance to fire people and lazy, uncreative clods the chance to call themselves artists.