Brian Lorenzo
@docanon.bsky.social
Current Orlandoan. Yes, there are other things here besides Disney. UCF Knight, long suffering Miami sports fan, giant dorkass weeb.
Turns out he was in fact, a hoe and not a housewife
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Turns out he was in fact, a hoe and not a housewife
Did she give sloppy toppy too or is that only Donica’s job?
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Did she give sloppy toppy too or is that only Donica’s job?
Also, the Perfect Game that somehow satisfies every neutral fan, fantasy junkie, tie degenerate, scoragami watcher, other NFC North and East fans, and lifetime Cowboys haters.
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Also, the Perfect Game that somehow satisfies every neutral fan, fantasy junkie, tie degenerate, scoragami watcher, other NFC North and East fans, and lifetime Cowboys haters.
Wild week. Also Vandy might be the best team in the SEC?
September 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Wild week. Also Vandy might be the best team in the SEC?
Chip Kelly reminds us he is in fact a football terrorist
September 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Chip Kelly reminds us he is in fact a football terrorist
His final moments on earth were blaming trans people for shootings and deflecting a question with racism. Meanwhile another school shooting happened minutes later in Colorado.
Why should anyone weep for him?
Why should anyone weep for him?
September 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
His final moments on earth were blaming trans people for shootings and deflecting a question with racism. Meanwhile another school shooting happened minutes later in Colorado.
Why should anyone weep for him?
Why should anyone weep for him?
Counter point: the Only Murders crew could probably run the FBI better
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Counter point: the Only Murders crew could probably run the FBI better
Fiiiiiiinaly Jesus Christ. Let’s fucking go. Say it loud and proud
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fiiiiiiinaly Jesus Christ. Let’s fucking go. Say it loud and proud
If that stadium didn’t erupt in jeers and laughter then we are so fucking cooked
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If that stadium didn’t erupt in jeers and laughter then we are so fucking cooked
Well he did say it was worth some deaths….
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well he did say it was worth some deaths….
Neither can we! Glad to see we’re all on the same nihilist level
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Neither can we! Glad to see we’re all on the same nihilist level
Ghost blowjob, severe tummy ache, needs medical attention he’s having a seizure
September 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ghost blowjob, severe tummy ache, needs medical attention he’s having a seizure
Fuck yes football is back
But also insanely suspect shit. Like needs investigation
But also insanely suspect shit. Like needs investigation
August 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Fuck yes football is back
But also insanely suspect shit. Like needs investigation
But also insanely suspect shit. Like needs investigation
I’m shocked by how bad that call is. Control in bounds with a foot in and crossed the pylon. Thats a goddamn TD
August 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’m shocked by how bad that call is. Control in bounds with a foot in and crossed the pylon. Thats a goddamn TD
Never facing the consequences of everything he’s done to hurt every wrestler in the business.
July 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Never facing the consequences of everything he’s done to hurt every wrestler in the business.
He’s union busting in the afterlife now
July 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
He’s union busting in the afterlife now
NYT riding the “Cows for Slaughterhouses” platform
June 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
NYT riding the “Cows for Slaughterhouses” platform
I can feel you malding as you wrote this
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can feel you malding as you wrote this
Why would we need our own Joe Rogan when we have our own Patrick Bateman? Give this man a Huey Lewis record!
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why would we need our own Joe Rogan when we have our own Patrick Bateman? Give this man a Huey Lewis record!
What went on is you bunch of cowards refuse to stand for anything and keep being very concerned. Nut up and ride!
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What went on is you bunch of cowards refuse to stand for anything and keep being very concerned. Nut up and ride!
If she could make expressions she’d frown at this
June 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If she could make expressions she’d frown at this
Hell yes. But also, where and how much for that sweatshirt tho 👀
June 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hell yes. But also, where and how much for that sweatshirt tho 👀