Bureau of Things that Are
@docalu.bsky.social
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"You are a good weaver. Sometimes a beaver, when the next tree falls on our chars, I guess, but mostly a weaver."
"You are a good weaver. Sometimes a beaver, when the next tree falls on our chars, I guess, but mostly a weaver."
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fo- five. five shrews tall.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
fo- five. five shrews tall.
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mtd×手錠リクエスト、一度抜け出そうとしてる方で考えてたけどプラスでもなんでもないな...？となり没になりました供養
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 AM
mtd×手錠リクエスト、一度抜け出そうとしてる方で考えてたけどプラスでもなんでもないな...？となり没になりました供養
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Winter comes. Persephone and Demeter
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Winter comes. Persephone and Demeter
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man, not a good day
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
man, not a good day
Mafed is, by the way, an idiot. and not in a good way.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Mafed is, by the way, an idiot. and not in a good way.
gleicher Gesichtsausdruck
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
gleicher Gesichtsausdruck
"Du sollst keine anderen Götter neben mir haben." - meine Katze, wahrscheinlich
October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"Du sollst keine anderen Götter neben mir haben." - meine Katze, wahrscheinlich
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"Living continued to be a disappointing experience, so he lay there with his eyes closed in case death was just running a little late."
-The Traitor and The Wretch
[ #bookwormwill #booksky #quotes ]
-The Traitor and The Wretch
[ #bookwormwill #booksky #quotes ]
June 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"Living continued to be a disappointing experience, so he lay there with his eyes closed in case death was just running a little late."
-The Traitor and The Wretch
[ #bookwormwill #booksky #quotes ]
-The Traitor and The Wretch
[ #bookwormwill #booksky #quotes ]
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We've rolled past 85% and we're headed for 90%, let's keep it moving! 🙌🏾✨
Who doesn't want a 370+ page illustrated novel jam-packed with two doomed henchmen desperately trying to carve out a happy ending for themselves?
We're at the ONE WEEK mark to get this print run funded (and to hit some sweet stretch goals!!)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
We're at the ONE WEEK mark to get this print run funded (and to hit some sweet stretch goals!!)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
The Traitor & The Wretch - An Illustrated Novel
A dark fantasy with queer romance that asks: in a world of heroes and prophecies, can a couple of henchmen get a happy ending?
www.kickstarter.com
July 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We've rolled past 85% and we're headed for 90%, let's keep it moving! 🙌🏾✨
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We are so excited to collaborate with Babe&Oak for The Traitor & The Wretch!
Our $20k stretch goal is custom patterned end-pages with matching bookmarks✨
Our $20k stretch goal is custom patterned end-pages with matching bookmarks✨
July 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We are so excited to collaborate with Babe&Oak for The Traitor & The Wretch!
Our $20k stretch goal is custom patterned end-pages with matching bookmarks✨
Our $20k stretch goal is custom patterned end-pages with matching bookmarks✨
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Less than $70 away from the $7k mark!!! 👀✨ CAN WE GET THERE TODAY?? I THINK WE CAN!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
#booksky
The Traitor & The Wretch - An Illustrated Novel
A dark fantasy with queer romance that asks: in a world of heroes and prophecies, can a couple of henchmen get a happy ending?
www.kickstarter.com
July 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Less than $70 away from the $7k mark!!! 👀✨ CAN WE GET THERE TODAY?? I THINK WE CAN!!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
#booksky
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
#booksky
PMD hitting hard
July 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
PMD hitting hard
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wow... kennt jeden Hans und Franz, jedes bescheuerte Gerücht, jedes Datum und den Namen vom Hund der Nachbarin des Cousins von Uwe seiner Frau...
aber kann mir nicht sagen, was genau vor einer Woche im Ausschuss entschieden wurde, bei dem man Schriftführer war.
großartig.
aber kann mir nicht sagen, was genau vor einer Woche im Ausschuss entschieden wurde, bei dem man Schriftführer war.
großartig.
a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .
ALT: a stick figure is sitting in front of a computer monitor .
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
wow... kennt jeden Hans und Franz, jedes bescheuerte Gerücht, jedes Datum und den Namen vom Hund der Nachbarin des Cousins von Uwe seiner Frau...
aber kann mir nicht sagen, was genau vor einer Woche im Ausschuss entschieden wurde, bei dem man Schriftführer war.
großartig.
aber kann mir nicht sagen, was genau vor einer Woche im Ausschuss entschieden wurde, bei dem man Schriftführer war.
großartig.
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How is started ➡️ How it's going
Check out our queer disaster dark fantasy about two henchmen outrunning their terrible fates.✨
The Traitor & The Wretch is an illustrated novel written by me & illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover art by @fusspot.rip
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
Check out our queer disaster dark fantasy about two henchmen outrunning their terrible fates.✨
The Traitor & The Wretch is an illustrated novel written by me & illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover art by @fusspot.rip
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
June 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
How is started ➡️ How it's going
Check out our queer disaster dark fantasy about two henchmen outrunning their terrible fates.✨
The Traitor & The Wretch is an illustrated novel written by me & illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover art by @fusspot.rip
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
Check out our queer disaster dark fantasy about two henchmen outrunning their terrible fates.✨
The Traitor & The Wretch is an illustrated novel written by me & illustrated by @skulkingfoxes.bsky.social
Cover art by @fusspot.rip
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bon...
another nook done~ ♡
June 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
another nook done~ ♡
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Behold! Cover art for our upcoming issue of Old Moon Quarterly! Hand-drawn and inked by Robin Harris of Mystic Barbarism (and Wormwitch)!
June 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Behold! Cover art for our upcoming issue of Old Moon Quarterly! Hand-drawn and inked by Robin Harris of Mystic Barbarism (and Wormwitch)!