Doby
dobynumber5.bsky.social
Doby
@dobynumber5.bsky.social
For my next trick, I'm going to need a bucket of tadpoles with eyes on their butts and some good old-fashioned alternating current. In other words, things are about to get all kinds of weird.
March 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Today I decided to find out how nitrous oxide works....by testing it on myself.
March 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
How many friends do you have that you can say the phrase "How does my d*ck pic look"?
And have it be part of normal conversation?
March 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I need a panel of celebrities to make life decisions for me.
Their lives seem so put together.
February 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Who the absolute f*ck thought go okay to vote Trump was a good Idea?
BTW, you’re an idiot.
Our country suffers and you celebrate.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Horror movies gotta horror. That’s why I love them.
February 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching horror movies this afternoon :-)
February 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Today I am going to speak only in my native language of Gibberish, it's in the Crazy family of language. It's also a distant relative of the ancient Gobbledegook.
February 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I haven’t left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
February 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I’m off work today and the smells of insanity and turbomoonhippiness is in the air.
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes!
Seriously, this mass mailing letter told me so.
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m going out for breakfast shortly, and being the shitshow the day is going to be when asked for coffee my answer will be “strong as possible that it shows up on a drug test.”
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I applied for a promotion today.
January 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What I lack in experience, I make up for in inexperience.
January 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Let’s get to your palm reading…it’s looks like you’re going to have a healthy life…for the next six months.
January 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why is vinyl so expensive?
January 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM