I'll always think of him as Ice Pick from Magnum P.I.

Yes! I always felt the same! Especially the score as you said. Lotta bells.

Three of them are Bazooka Joe wrappers.

They've been trying to crowbar him out of the MRI machine for two hours but he keeps eating the butter they're using to grease him up.

The reason the Star Trek future has no TV or movies becomes clearer everyday. We all should start putting on plays for each other at the local lounge.

Eagles legend Art Monk?

Sounds like they make him take the test at the front of a lecture hall while doctors from around the world sit in awe of his clock reading skills.

Five more years of Schwarbombs!

If Patullo was coordinating the eggin' that house would go untouched.