Second person is whispering
Third person is talking
First person is just shouting

AI couldn’t burn me a CDR of Slipknot’s Iowa

At this point I’m human history I’m knowingly rubbing jalapeño juices into my eyes

Maybe the rapture happened and no one on earth deserved it

Just watched a paper wasp poop through a sunlight beam while reposing on the front steps, all peaceful style

It’s impossible to take a bad picture of a forest

Yes I drink the water (that my cat dipped her nose in)

We should be embracing businesses and platforms that reject AI outright.

On my drive to work recently, I saw three large dogs hunched, shitting, each speaking with its body the corner point of an equilateral triangle. I’ve dreamed about this several times since:)

I bet Jesus had bipolar disorder

I think that if your book is the finalist for an award, you don’t get to put that on the cover

I actually do know how Joan of Arc felt

I’m here to self-destruct