Cannot believe I've got to drag my sorry carcass up at this ungodly hour for 1 day of work before the weekend. My cruel post-op woes!

Dean is doing the most for camera time and it's showing. You just know he's plotting a full blown musical performance in lieu of the trial. #ImACeleb

I haven't watched yet but really, Dorit smoking has you all giddy? Oh the bar is on the floor #RHOBH

The abysmal snow looms

Shannon Beador they could never make me hate you #RHOC

Invalid handle this invalid handle that flamin hell

Heather had one semi-iconic catchphrase last season (which let's be real she rehearsed to death), hit up a doctor for some Ozempic and acts like she's Bravo's best talent in years. Get her off my screen at once! #RHOSLC

I do enjoy the calm and serenity of this here app. Reminds me of Twitters glory days. Until that marmalade munching little bastard Paddington comes over with his red hat of death!

Obsessed with Jessel's mother waiting for her cues to partake in this conversation about a total stranger, and then giving the most wooden shocked reaction you've ever seen. Diva! #RHONY

I simply cannot get on board with the abysmal new #RHONY. I made a real effort to watch this season but they just aren't it, sorry dorlins but it's true!

Gym done 😮‍💨 now abymsal work!

Oh well isn't this nice