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Can anything be both "low key" and "as fuck". Seems like an oxymoron
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Can anything be both "low key" and "as fuck". Seems like an oxymoron
It's kind of halfway between carolling and trick or treating
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
It's kind of halfway between carolling and trick or treating
17th January, old twelfth night.
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
17th January, old twelfth night.
It's one of the few Interesting things about my home town that we 'accidentally' built parts for Babylon!
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It's one of the few Interesting things about my home town that we 'accidentally' built parts for Babylon!
Why would you need a helping hand? You've got a future in British Steel!
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Why would you need a helping hand? You've got a future in British Steel!
Read that as Grandma, thought it went very dark for a moment!
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Read that as Grandma, thought it went very dark for a moment!
Apparently you also have no idea what Fesshole is
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Apparently you also have no idea what Fesshole is
How long have you waited to get this one off your chest?
July 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
How long have you waited to get this one off your chest?
For some reason I just couldn't think of the words "soul patch" when writing this!
July 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
For some reason I just couldn't think of the words "soul patch" when writing this!
Yep I'm with you, and even though not necessary it's possibly even more satisfying to do it with hair from beard below bottom lip.
July 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Yep I'm with you, and even though not necessary it's possibly even more satisfying to do it with hair from beard below bottom lip.
I bow to their musical abilities!
July 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I bow to their musical abilities!
The most accurate way to judge someone's character is whether or not they know how to correctly spell trolley.
June 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The most accurate way to judge someone's character is whether or not they know how to correctly spell trolley.
Didn't we used to have hand-dryers with a flappy outlet which allowed the hot air to be directed up towards the face and hair?
Whatever happened to those? Is James Dyson to blame?
Whatever happened to those? Is James Dyson to blame?
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Didn't we used to have hand-dryers with a flappy outlet which allowed the hot air to be directed up towards the face and hair?
Whatever happened to those? Is James Dyson to blame?
Whatever happened to those? Is James Dyson to blame?
Definitely this. If objections were a metric then nothing would ever, ever get done.
June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Definitely this. If objections were a metric then nothing would ever, ever get done.
Ah yes, good point if you have Spotify. I think the Amazon music subscription, while less good, can recognise the different users from the Alexa voice profile?
June 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ah yes, good point if you have Spotify. I think the Amazon music subscription, while less good, can recognise the different users from the Alexa voice profile?
Dude, just get your partner to add a voice profile so Alexa knows who is asking and who likes what
June 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dude, just get your partner to add a voice profile so Alexa knows who is asking and who likes what
We do similar for beetroot, usually a reminder as the other heads to the loo "don't forget, you're not dying you've just eaten beetroot"
June 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We do similar for beetroot, usually a reminder as the other heads to the loo "don't forget, you're not dying you've just eaten beetroot"
The atmosphere in here is getting tense, might even describe it as Febile...
June 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The atmosphere in here is getting tense, might even describe it as Febile...
Are you disappointed because you had hoped a much greater proportion of patients would be men with rectal insertions?
June 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Are you disappointed because you had hoped a much greater proportion of patients would be men with rectal insertions?
Has to be Custard cream spread, hobnob mcflurry
June 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Has to be Custard cream spread, hobnob mcflurry