Roy Batty’s Dove Wrangler
@dmslattery.bsky.social
One day I awoke to find Twitter transformed into an enormous, repulsive hellsite of right-wing propaganda.
“Well it’s those standing stones, innit”
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“Well it’s those standing stones, innit”
“Shake my hand and say ‘Thank you’”
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Shake my hand and say ‘Thank you’”
“What’s an Atlantic writer got to do to get some lubrication around here”
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
“What’s an Atlantic writer got to do to get some lubrication around here”
They seem to take turns being annoying then surprisingly good, although the default state for both is annoying
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They seem to take turns being annoying then surprisingly good, although the default state for both is annoying
“Go stick your head in a pig”
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Go stick your head in a pig”
Not my intention, sorry!
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Not my intention, sorry!
Nuzzikennedibarfen
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Nuzzikennedibarfen
To be fair no president has “crashed out like this”, not even Nixon.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
To be fair no president has “crashed out like this”, not even Nixon.
This happened a couple of miles from us and we couldn’t be happier. Meanwhile she’s basically “Stephen Miller but a woman” so not moving the sympathy needle much here.
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This happened a couple of miles from us and we couldn’t be happier. Meanwhile she’s basically “Stephen Miller but a woman” so not moving the sympathy needle much here.
Also also the peppermint ice cream mini-cones are back for the holidays
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Also also the peppermint ice cream mini-cones are back for the holidays
If they keep this up his next encyclical will be titled “Via Chicagoensis” and will be delivered in a heavy Scottish accent
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If they keep this up his next encyclical will be titled “Via Chicagoensis” and will be delivered in a heavy Scottish accent
I think it’s more arrogance than ignorance, and we are seeing that the arrogance is not entirely unfounded.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think it’s more arrogance than ignorance, and we are seeing that the arrogance is not entirely unfounded.
Also also IT’S FROM FUCKING DOORDASH, I think maybe we lead with that
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Also also IT’S FROM FUCKING DOORDASH, I think maybe we lead with that
“Shome thingsh in here don’t react well to blashtersh”
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Shome thingsh in here don’t react well to blashtersh”
“Corrupting the right’s understanding”, haha that’s a good one
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“Corrupting the right’s understanding”, haha that’s a good one
“Thank you for your support”
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
“Thank you for your support”
“Fast schism”? No, there are gatekeepers for that kind of thing and we must respect their Expertise.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“Fast schism”? No, there are gatekeepers for that kind of thing and we must respect their Expertise.
Slung a sub, flung a footlong, hurled a hoagie
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Slung a sub, flung a footlong, hurled a hoagie
Any Hot Fuzz reference is a good reference
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Any Hot Fuzz reference is a good reference
I guess trans panic didn’t swing Loudoun County wine moms like “CRT” did. “Are they white? Ok fine, what’s the problem”
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I guess trans panic didn’t swing Loudoun County wine moms like “CRT” did. “Are they white? Ok fine, what’s the problem”
All of it, Katie
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
All of it, Katie