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January 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
This is the nastiest thing yes I tried a bite I immediately spit it out and almost puked this fucking sucks why do I have a tortilla why is this a wet dog shit this sucks I'm going to starve
November 5, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I GOT A WHOLE ASS PEANUT M&M LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
November 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
It's that time of day againnnnn
November 1, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Zero.
October 31, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Very funny that this contains both dried cranberries and beef jerky and you kinda don't know which one youre gonna get jerky tastes a little weird but it's like fine I guess. 6/10
October 29, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Actually pretty damn good it's very flavorful a tiny bit spicy and tastes about the same as you'd get out of one of those go cups of soup that's sausage and stuff 8/10
October 29, 2024 at 7:50 PM
"are you sure you're using the right communications device?" sir I work in fucking IT you've seen me rebuild our entire patching system in a week, I showed screenshots of the firewall blocking it do your fucking job

Anyways had to pull the coffee out as the heater wasn't getting water anymore
October 29, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Today's meal comes late as fuck because someone fucking sent me a "PowerPoint" that was actually just a bunch of raw png's only after I waited 3 hours for them to show up for THEIR event THEN I HAD TO MAKE THEIR FUCKING POWERPOINT so anyways today is Italian sausage with peppers and onions
October 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
the good old days
October 27, 2024 at 7:15 PM
On its own it's dry and pretty bland which is a surprise because the tortellini were so good! But adding the hot sauce is good it adds just enough flavor to be palatable, sadly I can't have the fruit punch beverage powder because fruit punch usually makes my tummy upset :((((( war fighter tummy ache
October 25, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Today's poorly framed MRE is "beef ravioli in meat sauce" pretty fucking high bar from the tortellini tbh so this better fuck, but it is starting off strong with a WHOLE ASS BAG OF M&MS and a delightfully small bottle of Tabasco hot sauce
October 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Oh yeah pretty yummy, think like Chef boyardee the crushed red peppers are a nice addition but don't mix toooo well.
October 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
New day new MRE today is Cheese tortellini in tomato sauce
October 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Holy fuck what a mess, there were too many things I needed to put in the heater and my coffee spilled as a result, so there's a bit of coffee everywhere. Pizza was.... So bizarre? Like I finished it but... Ehh the apple slices are pretty yummy. Coffee is shockingly good. I'm so full.... So full.....
October 19, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Today's spread the gods gifted me to with an instant coffee
October 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I eat MRE's now that's what's new with me
October 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
FUCKED UP I CANT EVEN GO TO THE DOCTOR ANYMORE
June 27, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I made some cheesecake and chicken cordon Bleu :) I even brought the cheesecake to work for my coworkers
September 27, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Hmmmmmmmm
August 17, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Been working on networking for my job recently and it's just as fun as I had hoped it to be I really hope they adjust my position so I can do this full time but regardless I've been loving all the new stuff I've learned
August 12, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Not my work looking silent Hill as fuck
August 5, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Oh gosh I'm so new here I didn't know the rules

(Oh god is there no way to spoiler images???)
August 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM