A suave and sophisticated international bon vivant.
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A suave and sophisticated international bon vivant.
$8.75 for a water? Should have just waited for it to come on Tubi. It's worth it, I'm with my little girl, who says it's boomer to swipe text. Sacrifices have to be made.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
$8.75 for a water? Should have just waited for it to come on Tubi. It's worth it, I'm with my little girl, who says it's boomer to swipe text. Sacrifices have to be made.
Jfc, tired, I'm glad you're okay. Falling is no fun. Can I make a suggestion for the next time you walk the dog?
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jfc, tired, I'm glad you're okay. Falling is no fun. Can I make a suggestion for the next time you walk the dog?
Heard a big crash during the night. One of the big willow trees came down in my yard. This is a before and after. No damage, except for a dent in the top of my Temu grill.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Heard a big crash during the night. One of the big willow trees came down in my yard. This is a before and after. No damage, except for a dent in the top of my Temu grill.
I always love a rainbow.
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I always love a rainbow.
I got to spend a few hours at the Gettysburg battlefield yesterday. Me at one of my favorite monuments, Cowan's battery, Double Cannister At Ten Yards. Near the High Water Mark.
October 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I got to spend a few hours at the Gettysburg battlefield yesterday. Me at one of my favorite monuments, Cowan's battery, Double Cannister At Ten Yards. Near the High Water Mark.
I thought her open channel was for Justin Trudeau.
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I thought her open channel was for Justin Trudeau.
I was thinking you meant this Barnaby Jones.
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was thinking you meant this Barnaby Jones.
So I got this picture of Ramone surfing at the local reservoir.
October 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So I got this picture of Ramone surfing at the local reservoir.
Yeah, you can say it's cute and stuff and all that, but they argue and will start in with each other without warning and they'll act like "It's not me. I didn't do shit."
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yeah, you can say it's cute and stuff and all that, but they argue and will start in with each other without warning and they'll act like "It's not me. I didn't do shit."
She's awfully cute sleeping there beside me, but she's farting like a trucker.
September 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
She's awfully cute sleeping there beside me, but she's farting like a trucker.
Turns out, there is something worse. Two wet dogs.
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Turns out, there is something worse. Two wet dogs.
What's worse than a wet dog?
Nothing.
Nothing.
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What's worse than a wet dog?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Boston, from the Faulkner Hospital
September 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Boston, from the Faulkner Hospital
Sitting in the emergency room with Mrs P and her broken finger at 1:20 AM was not on the dance card for tonight.
September 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sitting in the emergency room with Mrs P and her broken finger at 1:20 AM was not on the dance card for tonight.
Two old friends on a Sunday afternoon.
August 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Two old friends on a Sunday afternoon.
You've heard of the cheese tax? Apparently there is also a pork jerky tax.
August 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You've heard of the cheese tax? Apparently there is also a pork jerky tax.
I don't know if this helps, but I have used this stuff and it's not bad. Especially if you toast it. The drawback is that it costs $7 a loaf.
August 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I don't know if this helps, but I have used this stuff and it's not bad. Especially if you toast it. The drawback is that it costs $7 a loaf.
35 years ago today. How it started, how it's going, you know the drill.
August 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
35 years ago today. How it started, how it's going, you know the drill.
Has no idea that the American government is now being run by Jerry Springer Show rejects.
July 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Has no idea that the American government is now being run by Jerry Springer Show rejects.
New Panama hat just dropped.
July 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
New Panama hat just dropped.
A customer gave me a hat today that I regifted to my buddy Thor, who spent the day with us. Thor is a very good boy.
July 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A customer gave me a hat today that I regifted to my buddy Thor, who spent the day with us. Thor is a very good boy.
Then he figured it out.
July 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Then he figured it out.