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Joke’s on her.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Up early to catch a flight, went to get a coffee around the corner and saw this. There was one woman working in the entire store, she told me her two co-workers called in sick and she had been there since 4:30 AM. She was cheerful, though. Be kind to people, you never know what they’re dealing with.
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
After I opened the door, he didn’t even stick around to eat the bait that was in-between himself and freedom. He just took a flying leap over the peanut butter cracker and off into the bushes.

Good luck, little guy. 🐭
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love these no-kill, poison-free, glue-free traps. You just catch them and release them out in the park so they’ll never find their way back.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Woke up this morning to discover a mouse had finally wandered into one of the traps we set in the kitchen after discovering some nibbled food packaging a few weeks ago.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Perfect afternoon for an impromptu hike.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone lost their Pete. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Presidential Walk of Shame?
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
🎅🎁
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ah, Exododus. My favorite book of the Bibible.
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“I need a really clever name for my restaurant that everyone can remember and nobody holds a trademark on.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
There’s a lot going on here.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I remember this like it was yesterday.
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Kiss of death. 💋💀
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Heads up, Garden State.
November 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Life hack for job seekers.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Q: If you could be an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

A: You already are an animal.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Serious question: Do I have to pay a separate fare to bring my 1X Neo with me on the subway?
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
LMFAO
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Google has Halloween Pac-Man today!
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I don’t know how to tell you this, but the East Wing still won’t be replaced by the year 2505.
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is how the apocalypse movie always begins…
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dog Halloween costumes in NYC are next level.
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’all’s neighborhood
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM