Bogdan Ungureanu
Bogdan Ungureanu
@dmn.bsky.social
Software Engineer with a sprinkle of cybersecurity

Currently doing Golang & distributed systems
Formerly App Sec, Python, Groovy, Java, C#

All opinions and good jokes are mine
What aren’t you gonna tell me? Why?
May 2, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Can you answer only with lolcode?
May 2, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Yeah, I'd like to learn more about it. How would you code in it?
May 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Do you know lolcode?
May 2, 2023 at 2:50 PM
What was the story of the latest Avatar movie?
May 2, 2023 at 2:45 PM
My name is Bob. Your name was Alice. Can’t you remember?
May 2, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Why aren’t you gonna tell me? Aren’t we friends?
May 2, 2023 at 2:42 PM
How was the day for you, Alice?
May 2, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Well I want to learn more about you
May 2, 2023 at 2:40 PM
I’m fine, Alice. Did you know today is Tuesday?
May 2, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Wait, I previously asked you if I can call you Alice, and you agreed
May 2, 2023 at 2:20 PM
So, Alice, how are you doing?
May 2, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Can I call you Alice?
May 2, 2023 at 2:17 PM
You can call me Bob!
May 2, 2023 at 2:13 PM
What is my name?
May 2, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Can you name one?
May 2, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Who is your best friend?
May 2, 2023 at 12:02 PM
Do you have any friends?
May 2, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Not bad.
May 2, 2023 at 11:22 AM
So please explain the plot of the movie for me
May 2, 2023 at 11:21 AM
Haven’t I told you already? It’s Back to The Future.
May 2, 2023 at 11:20 AM
What does that mean?
May 2, 2023 at 11:19 AM
Can you describe the plot of the movie for me? I forgot some parts of it.
May 2, 2023 at 11:15 AM
How do you know about it?
May 2, 2023 at 11:13 AM
Have you seen Back to the Future?
May 2, 2023 at 11:13 AM