DmKrispin
@dmkrispin.bsky.social
Just a sarcastic Gen X-er living in suburban Ohio. Former Air Force Brat & former Army spouse.
I like cooking, reading, genealogy, knitting, and defending a woman's right to choose. Disgustingly liberal and unapologetically geeky ;-)
I like cooking, reading, genealogy, knitting, and defending a woman's right to choose. Disgustingly liberal and unapologetically geeky ;-)
DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
I was there when the old memes were being formed.
Yeah, I'm scarred.
I was there when the old memes were being formed.
Yeah, I'm scarred.
July 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
DO NOT GOOGLE THIS!
I was there when the old memes were being formed.
Yeah, I'm scarred.
I was there when the old memes were being formed.
Yeah, I'm scarred.
Don't feel too bad. Sometimes I am forced to use ampersands 😞
It's not our fault!
It's not our fault!
July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don't feel too bad. Sometimes I am forced to use ampersands 😞
It's not our fault!
It's not our fault!
I dunno.
"Fresh Swamp Eggs" doesn't sound appetizing at all.
"Fresh Swamp Eggs" doesn't sound appetizing at all.
July 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I dunno.
"Fresh Swamp Eggs" doesn't sound appetizing at all.
"Fresh Swamp Eggs" doesn't sound appetizing at all.
Ok, so this made me think about how alligators are living dinosaurs, right?
Which got me wondering what dinosaurs tasted like.
Chicken, probably. 🦖---[time passes]--->🐔
Which got me wondering what dinosaurs tasted like.
Chicken, probably. 🦖---[time passes]--->🐔
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Ok, so this made me think about how alligators are living dinosaurs, right?
Which got me wondering what dinosaurs tasted like.
Chicken, probably. 🦖---[time passes]--->🐔
Which got me wondering what dinosaurs tasted like.
Chicken, probably. 🦖---[time passes]--->🐔
I'm repulsed ... yet fascinated
Story of my life.
Story of my life.
July 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm repulsed ... yet fascinated
Story of my life.
Story of my life.
Well, there goes all your meat- and milk-producing livestock 🐖🐄🐐🐑🐊
... and you don't want 'gator meat! It's kinda gelatinous and spongy 🤢
... and you don't want 'gator meat! It's kinda gelatinous and spongy 🤢
July 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Well, there goes all your meat- and milk-producing livestock 🐖🐄🐐🐑🐊
... and you don't want 'gator meat! It's kinda gelatinous and spongy 🤢
... and you don't want 'gator meat! It's kinda gelatinous and spongy 🤢
Why did I spell "savers" that way?
Where's an "edit" function when I need it?!
Where's an "edit" function when I need it?!
May 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Why did I spell "savers" that way?
Where's an "edit" function when I need it?!
Where's an "edit" function when I need it?!
And Life Savors?
Omg! What are they putting in BABY RUTH??? 😬
Omg! What are they putting in BABY RUTH??? 😬
May 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
And Life Savors?
Omg! What are they putting in BABY RUTH??? 😬
Omg! What are they putting in BABY RUTH??? 😬
Or ... now hear me out ... maybe it's a creature which only eats *purple* people.
I mean, when's the last time you ever saw a purple person??
I mean, when's the last time you ever saw a purple person??
May 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Or ... now hear me out ... maybe it's a creature which only eats *purple* people.
I mean, when's the last time you ever saw a purple person??
I mean, when's the last time you ever saw a purple person??