Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones
@dmjones.bsky.social
I'm like the artist formerly known as the NY Giants QB except half a foot shorter and with a tad bit more melanin
When causing chaos goes wrong

100% feels like Mary got the boot because she stirred up too much dust. They wanted Joe and Eva feeling comfortable, and they were anything but.

#survivor #survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The absolute worst thing that could happen tonight would be advantageddon 2.0

Doubt Eva does this, but if she safeties without power and gives Joe the idol... Oh what a mess

#Survivor #Survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mary nooooo! Don't ruin the plan!

#Survivor
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LaShell noooooooo

Rule number one of #DONDI - never accept a deal that has a sub-50% chance of winning!
February 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It's provocative - gets the people goin'
UNC finalizing deal to hire former Patriots coach Bill Belichick as Tar Heels' new coach, @InsideCarolina reports
December 11, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I don't understand the perspective that being left of center = you should hate sports

Like everything is politics but also not everything is politics -- like #sports are one of the few things that (can, not always, but often can) unite(s) people across political lines
December 8, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Eberflus may actually be a meme coach
November 28, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Wild that the random fans of 31 other teams can evaluate the #Bears coaching better than their owner and GM
November 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
I feel like I should have a tweet

Actually, what do we even call these? Posts? Skies? What's the noun/verb we're using?

#blacksky can you help a fella out?
November 28, 2024 at 4:06 AM