I look forward to everyone’s non-compliance on this matter.
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I look forward to everyone’s non-compliance on this matter.
But we secured the containers. Wait, shit, can raccoons open locks?
February 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
But we secured the containers. Wait, shit, can raccoons open locks?
No, it’s … wait, how big is this raccoon?
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
No, it’s … wait, how big is this raccoon?
Slightly higher mass and energy consumption in certain containers. Slightly lower in others. Stuff’s moving around.
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Slightly higher mass and energy consumption in certain containers. Slightly lower in others. Stuff’s moving around.
Yes, log it next time.
January 30, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Yes, log it next time.
You don’t want to know.
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You don’t want to know.
So you want us to be your unpaid test subjects.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
So you want us to be your unpaid test subjects.
Lou, you can’t arbitrarily decide which container has free space. That’s why we have a manifest.
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Lou, you can’t arbitrarily decide which container has free space. That’s why we have a manifest.
The manifest gets logged with customs at Esmeralda. Swap space isn’t a thing that holds water with them.
December 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The manifest gets logged with customs at Esmeralda. Swap space isn’t a thing that holds water with them.
What’s the manifest justification for environmental in that pod?
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
What’s the manifest justification for environmental in that pod?
A full inspection? That’s going to take a couple weeks.
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
A full inspection? That’s going to take a couple weeks.
That’s not on the manifest.
December 17, 2025 at 8:30 AM
That’s not on the manifest.
Told you it’s fine, Lou.
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Told you it’s fine, Lou.
This is where Lou says “it’s a good protein, Maya”.
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is where Lou says “it’s a good protein, Maya”.
What kind of masochist subjects themselves to a dozen squares of UP5?
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What kind of masochist subjects themselves to a dozen squares of UP5?
