DM Guay
@dmguay.bsky.social
Horror Comedy Author (24/7 Demon Mart.) Retired roller derby girl. Active HWA member. Visit me at DmGuay.com
You ghouls are the best. You made the Christmas Creeps from the Deep audiobook the number one hot new release in humorous sci fi on Audible today! THANK YOU!
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You ghouls are the best. You made the Christmas Creeps from the Deep audiobook the number one hot new release in humorous sci fi on Audible today! THANK YOU!
My ghouls are the best ghouls!
Thank you so much for trying my new holiday horror comedy, Christmas Creeps from the Deep. We haven't officially risen to No. 1 Best Seller status--there's a romance book in the way! --But WE'RE NUMBER TWO in horror comedy. We're Taking the win!
Thank you so much for trying my new holiday horror comedy, Christmas Creeps from the Deep. We haven't officially risen to No. 1 Best Seller status--there's a romance book in the way! --But WE'RE NUMBER TWO in horror comedy. We're Taking the win!
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My ghouls are the best ghouls!
Thank you so much for trying my new holiday horror comedy, Christmas Creeps from the Deep. We haven't officially risen to No. 1 Best Seller status--there's a romance book in the way! --But WE'RE NUMBER TWO in horror comedy. We're Taking the win!
Thank you so much for trying my new holiday horror comedy, Christmas Creeps from the Deep. We haven't officially risen to No. 1 Best Seller status--there's a romance book in the way! --But WE'RE NUMBER TWO in horror comedy. We're Taking the win!
Ghouls,
You're probably tired of hearing me talk about it, but it's finally HERE!
Christmas Creeps from the Deep is live on Amazon and in Kindle Unlimited today! And the paperback and audiobook are everywhere! (Except Audible. They're being slow, but it's coming, I promise.)
You're probably tired of hearing me talk about it, but it's finally HERE!
Christmas Creeps from the Deep is live on Amazon and in Kindle Unlimited today! And the paperback and audiobook are everywhere! (Except Audible. They're being slow, but it's coming, I promise.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Ghouls,
You're probably tired of hearing me talk about it, but it's finally HERE!
Christmas Creeps from the Deep is live on Amazon and in Kindle Unlimited today! And the paperback and audiobook are everywhere! (Except Audible. They're being slow, but it's coming, I promise.)
You're probably tired of hearing me talk about it, but it's finally HERE!
Christmas Creeps from the Deep is live on Amazon and in Kindle Unlimited today! And the paperback and audiobook are everywhere! (Except Audible. They're being slow, but it's coming, I promise.)
The audiobook edition of Christmas Creeps from the Deep is landing on more platforms every day!
Now available in audio via your local library--Overdrive and Hoopla--and on #barnesandnoble and #librofm !
#scifibooks #horrorbooks #christmashorror #booksofhorror
Now available in audio via your local library--Overdrive and Hoopla--and on #barnesandnoble and #librofm !
#scifibooks #horrorbooks #christmashorror #booksofhorror
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The audiobook edition of Christmas Creeps from the Deep is landing on more platforms every day!
Now available in audio via your local library--Overdrive and Hoopla--and on #barnesandnoble and #librofm !
#scifibooks #horrorbooks #christmashorror #booksofhorror
Now available in audio via your local library--Overdrive and Hoopla--and on #barnesandnoble and #librofm !
#scifibooks #horrorbooks #christmashorror #booksofhorror
Made my annual pilgrimage to see the giant pumpkins. Once again, bought my seeds so I could try to grow my own next year.
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Made my annual pilgrimage to see the giant pumpkins. Once again, bought my seeds so I could try to grow my own next year.
Trying out all the fun, new options for paperbacks.
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Trying out all the fun, new options for paperbacks.
I KNOW I said I wasn't doing any more events this year, but I just love my fellow nerds from the Ohio Horror Writers so much, that I couldn't say no.
So I'll be at Bite This By Annie, Columbus' Halloween Bakery, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. ish tomorrow selling and signing books.
So I'll be at Bite This By Annie, Columbus' Halloween Bakery, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. ish tomorrow selling and signing books.
October 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I KNOW I said I wasn't doing any more events this year, but I just love my fellow nerds from the Ohio Horror Writers so much, that I couldn't say no.
So I'll be at Bite This By Annie, Columbus' Halloween Bakery, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. ish tomorrow selling and signing books.
So I'll be at Bite This By Annie, Columbus' Halloween Bakery, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. ish tomorrow selling and signing books.
Ghouls. I am super busy in the book crypt, making sure the paper editions of Christmas Creeps from the Deep are extra fantastic, just for you.
(Yes. There may be a limited full color hardcover edition in the works!)
(Yes. There may be a limited full color hardcover edition in the works!)
September 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ghouls. I am super busy in the book crypt, making sure the paper editions of Christmas Creeps from the Deep are extra fantastic, just for you.
(Yes. There may be a limited full color hardcover edition in the works!)
(Yes. There may be a limited full color hardcover edition in the works!)
Just a heads up, ghouls. More details to come as we get closer. I'll let you know the audio dates as soon as I have them!
September 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just a heads up, ghouls. More details to come as we get closer. I'll let you know the audio dates as soon as I have them!
Huh. Is that why I found a "Spirit" sticker on my butt when I woke up this morning?
September 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Huh. Is that why I found a "Spirit" sticker on my butt when I woke up this morning?
Ghouls. This is just a quick helpful guide for all of you who are noobs (or noobish. Noober? Whatevs.) to the series...
August 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ghouls. This is just a quick helpful guide for all of you who are noobs (or noobish. Noober? Whatevs.) to the series...
Ghouls.
Just hit send on the August Monsters in your Inbox! Six hours late is better than never. Check those emails!
Just hit send on the August Monsters in your Inbox! Six hours late is better than never. Check those emails!
August 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ghouls.
Just hit send on the August Monsters in your Inbox! Six hours late is better than never. Check those emails!
Just hit send on the August Monsters in your Inbox! Six hours late is better than never. Check those emails!
Attention Demon Mart shoppers! The werewolves from Bubba's Yoked & Choked Fitness Center are offering a coupon for a free shapeshifter fitness transformation! All it takes is one bite on the full moon...
#247demonmart
#247demonmart
August 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Attention Demon Mart shoppers! The werewolves from Bubba's Yoked & Choked Fitness Center are offering a coupon for a free shapeshifter fitness transformation! All it takes is one bite on the full moon...
#247demonmart
#247demonmart
Ghouls. I wrote the end on the (really good) revised draft of "Christmas Creeps from the Deep" today.
One more read-through with light revisions, then one final copy edit, and it'll be made into ebook, paper, and audio, so it can be in bookstore near you this November!
One more read-through with light revisions, then one final copy edit, and it'll be made into ebook, paper, and audio, so it can be in bookstore near you this November!
July 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ghouls. I wrote the end on the (really good) revised draft of "Christmas Creeps from the Deep" today.
One more read-through with light revisions, then one final copy edit, and it'll be made into ebook, paper, and audio, so it can be in bookstore near you this November!
One more read-through with light revisions, then one final copy edit, and it'll be made into ebook, paper, and audio, so it can be in bookstore near you this November!
Caution: Grim reapers working in aisle 5!
Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart. The comedy book series about a corner store where the beer cave is the gate to hell...
Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart. The comedy book series about a corner store where the beer cave is the gate to hell...
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Caution: Grim reapers working in aisle 5!
Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart. The comedy book series about a corner store where the beer cave is the gate to hell...
Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart. The comedy book series about a corner store where the beer cave is the gate to hell...
Attention Demon Mart shoppers...Do NOT look in Aisle 2.
July 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Attention Demon Mart shoppers...Do NOT look in Aisle 2.
If any of you are at San Diego Comic Con, hop over to this booth. They've made this beautiful tribute to one of my favorite readers, Clydene Nee. She was heavily involved w/ artist alley, and was a hard working friend of many (lucky) artists. She left us last year, but her memory lives on!
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If any of you are at San Diego Comic Con, hop over to this booth. They've made this beautiful tribute to one of my favorite readers, Clydene Nee. She was heavily involved w/ artist alley, and was a hard working friend of many (lucky) artists. She left us last year, but her memory lives on!
Aw. The one and only Ziggy has declared today "24/7 Demon Mart" day, which is awesome, so I'm just gonna lean in. Go forth and celebrate, ghouls!
July 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Aw. The one and only Ziggy has declared today "24/7 Demon Mart" day, which is awesome, so I'm just gonna lean in. Go forth and celebrate, ghouls!
I recorded not one, but TWO podcast episodes yesterday with the lovely and amazing Viggy Parr Hampton.
Stay tuned for our not-so-terrifying collaborative tale of terror, and our Q & A about all things horror comedy.
#247demonmart #dreadpopmagazine @dreadpopmagazine.bsky.social
Stay tuned for our not-so-terrifying collaborative tale of terror, and our Q & A about all things horror comedy.
#247demonmart #dreadpopmagazine @dreadpopmagazine.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I recorded not one, but TWO podcast episodes yesterday with the lovely and amazing Viggy Parr Hampton.
Stay tuned for our not-so-terrifying collaborative tale of terror, and our Q & A about all things horror comedy.
#247demonmart #dreadpopmagazine @dreadpopmagazine.bsky.social
Stay tuned for our not-so-terrifying collaborative tale of terror, and our Q & A about all things horror comedy.
#247demonmart #dreadpopmagazine @dreadpopmagazine.bsky.social
Had an amazing time with readers and fellow writers at the Columbus Book Festival...
July 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Had an amazing time with readers and fellow writers at the Columbus Book Festival...