What does Door Dash have to say?

Gearing up for the Senate run which she initially wanted his support for?

The Pulitzer Prize case might be the most ridiculous case of the bunch and it's still alive!!!

Lol. The Grey Cup of political drama compared to the Super Bowl of garbage in the USA.

They don't have the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer on retainer, do they?

Hard truth: for a university that piously pays lip service to sitting on Algonquin land, destroying the legacy program of the late William Commanda is shameful. You should know better, @uottawa.ca.

That reminds me - somebody cast Kevin O'Leary in a movie!!! That's who we usually get trying out this sort of thing (and thankfully failing and then not having the dough to pay his debt...).

Is there a song from Gordon Lightfoot that tells the story?

Oh, you mean chazzwazzers

They should change it to: Jesus Fucking Christ We Gave This Guy Space And This Is What He Submitted And We're Too Fucking Dumb To Just Pass And So Now Here We Are with Ross Dumb Fuck Douthat

Still waiting to hear from Pizza Rat