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Mike F @DeputyWarlock i will never report the details of my operating system's malfunctions to the manufacturer in order to help improve performance. my computer is a loyal friend and im not going to rat it out for making a mistake 1:18 PM • 2022-08-31
October 12, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike F @DeputyWarlock I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again" 9:23 AM • 2022-06-07
November 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike F @DeputyWarlock They always say like "oh we have to evacuate the building because we received a bomb threat" but they never tell you what the threat was or what was so bomb about it 4:10 PM • 2021-10-08
January 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that September 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
December 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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pepecolubi.bsky.social
La vi en su día, sólo una vez, pero este gag del cartón de leche ha permanecido incrustado en mi memoria todos estos años:
youtu.be/yC92wx86z84?...
"Watch it! He's got a broken milk carton!" - The Big Bus (1976)
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December 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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andrestrasado.bsky.social
¡15 pisos nada menos!
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM