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@dmatje.bsky.social
Iowa football apologist

📍chicago, il
January 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
at work on the Friday before Christmas and people keep calling and emailing like I'm actually supposed to be doing work
December 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
December 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
friendship?
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 AM
How does this keep happening to me every year
December 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
showing up to work after 6 consecutive days off
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
IOWA WINS BABY MAID-RITES >>>> RUNZAS
November 30, 2024 at 3:51 AM
The Iowa Offense
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 AM
things in my old room that just make sense: This replica of the CyHawk Trophy next to the bobble head of George Kittle
November 27, 2024 at 7:25 PM
oh yeah, that’s the good stuff
November 26, 2024 at 10:54 PM
sometimes a side chick ain’t even a side chick, it’s the gorgeous and proud nation of Iowa
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
have to start a 5th string quarterback and former scout team linebacker, top corner just opted out for the rest of the season, there are two regular season games left on the schedule
November 22, 2024 at 9:33 PM
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
this Nancy Mace thing has to be the most obvious "I think you're all morons look at the shiny jingle keys jingle jingle shiny keys" distraction of all time
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
November 21, 2024 at 5:14 PM
November 17, 2024 at 8:34 PM
just reminded me of this honestly
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 AM
200 point games otw
November 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I grew up on taco pizza lmao, the only thing that turns me off about this is the spaghetti under all the cheese
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
It's time to tamper
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 PM
we are back up
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 AM
unfortunately for the Haters and Losers, the Chicago posting will continue
November 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
time to rebuild again
November 14, 2024 at 3:07 PM