David Makogon
@dmakogon.bsky.social
Professional Data Model. Working at Microsoft. Penning puns for groan-ups. Helping amplify quieted voices. He/him.
Some of my now-ancient Ozzy Osbourne ticket stubs, dating all the way back to the Diary of a Madman tour (right after Randy Rhoads died).
The ‘86 concert (8th row) was with Metallica opening, for their Damage, Inc. tour, where I was fortunate to see Cliff Burton.
RIP Ozzy…
The ‘86 concert (8th row) was with Metallica opening, for their Damage, Inc. tour, where I was fortunate to see Cliff Burton.
RIP Ozzy…
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Some of my now-ancient Ozzy Osbourne ticket stubs, dating all the way back to the Diary of a Madman tour (right after Randy Rhoads died).
The ‘86 concert (8th row) was with Metallica opening, for their Damage, Inc. tour, where I was fortunate to see Cliff Burton.
RIP Ozzy…
The ‘86 concert (8th row) was with Metallica opening, for their Damage, Inc. tour, where I was fortunate to see Cliff Burton.
RIP Ozzy…
In Peru this week. I really don't like being blocked by YouTubeTV just because I'm trying to watch NFL from outside the US.
VPN helped for the Commanders/Eagles game, but I guess they caught on & blocked me as Bills/Chiefs started. Luckily it's on ESPN2 Vivo locally (just worse quality).
VPN helped for the Commanders/Eagles game, but I guess they caught on & blocked me as Bills/Chiefs started. Luckily it's on ESPN2 Vivo locally (just worse quality).
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In Peru this week. I really don't like being blocked by YouTubeTV just because I'm trying to watch NFL from outside the US.
VPN helped for the Commanders/Eagles game, but I guess they caught on & blocked me as Bills/Chiefs started. Luckily it's on ESPN2 Vivo locally (just worse quality).
VPN helped for the Commanders/Eagles game, but I guess they caught on & blocked me as Bills/Chiefs started. Luckily it's on ESPN2 Vivo locally (just worse quality).
Apple Watch and I definitely don’t see eye-to-eye when describing a “brisk walk”…
July 28, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Apple Watch and I definitely don’t see eye-to-eye when describing a “brisk walk”…
Godsmack, at Jiffy Lube Live in Virginia tonight!
July 23, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Godsmack, at Jiffy Lube Live in Virginia tonight!
Yesterday, in Puerto Rico, we went snorkeling/diving. By the time we got back home, I was so tired that I just... fell asleep while sitting on the couch. Today, they told me my "falling asleep" - with my head snapped back - was the equivalent of a human PEZ dispenser.
July 11, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Yesterday, in Puerto Rico, we went snorkeling/diving. By the time we got back home, I was so tired that I just... fell asleep while sitting on the couch. Today, they told me my "falling asleep" - with my head snapped back - was the equivalent of a human PEZ dispenser.
Proper beverage choice for this site?
July 2, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Proper beverage choice for this site?
I hope my Seattle-area whiskey-enjoying friends made it to Woodinville Distillery for today’s release of toasted applewood-finished bourbon.
I’ll just sit here on the east coast and sulk…
I’ll just sit here on the east coast and sulk…
July 1, 2023 at 11:15 PM
I hope my Seattle-area whiskey-enjoying friends made it to Woodinville Distillery for today’s release of toasted applewood-finished bourbon.
I’ll just sit here on the east coast and sulk…
I’ll just sit here on the east coast and sulk…
Feels so weird to start a whole new history. On the other site since April 2008, first post in Feb 2009.
Thinking it might be worth porting some puns over…
Thinking it might be worth porting some puns over…
June 22, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Feels so weird to start a whole new history. On the other site since April 2008, first post in Feb 2009.
Thinking it might be worth porting some puns over…
Thinking it might be worth porting some puns over…