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doing my part
A text from “Victoria” from “Charles Schwab” telling me she is doing “market research.” Look, it’s clearly a scammer texting me nonsense. And I’m asking about if they have voted very seriously.
November 4, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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This is Dino. He is napping.
Dino, an Aussie Cattle Dog, fast asleep on his back. His head is tilted over, his back legs are splayed and his front legs are up like he’s begging. He looks terribly uncomfortable.
October 9, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Okay but seriously can you even with these two
Felix the Dog, a small black dog of indeterminate breed, looks off into the distance. His tongue is out because he’s panting from spending the past half hour wrestling with his housemate. He is exceedingly cute. Dino, my wet boi, sits in “I am a good boy” fashion, his tongue hanging out. He is a red and white and black Australian cattle dog with amber eyes. He is clearly very wet.
August 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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Oh they can fuck all the way off with this.
NYT Notification: “From Opinion: The best-selling author Curtis Sittenfeld wrote one of these beach reads. A.I. wrote the other. Can you tell which is which?”
August 26, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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This is Dino. He is 100% asleep.
Dino, a red, white, and black Australian cattle dog, peacefully sleeping on his back. His front paws are pell mell in the air, his back legs splayed. His neck and head are tilted at a 90° angle to his body. This does not appear to be comfortable but he does not seem to mind.
August 23, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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I should call them
Photo of a shelf label at Lowe’s for something called a “threaded sillcock”
June 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Felix reading your posts
Felix the Dog: a small black chiweenie with big dark eyes and a graying muzzle. He’s giving some side eye.
June 11, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Most disappointing shot/chaser ever
NPR Politics Podcast notification reading: “Additional Trump Charges Likely…” Expanded notification reading: “Additional Trump Charges Likely Won’t Be Decided By…”
June 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Screenshot of this skeet at the top of what’s hot classic
June 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Felix the dog is a slinky dog
A photo of a dog lying down across two chairs, which are tucked under the table. He is a small, looong mutt and is all black.
May 30, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Mr. DoorDash to the rescue
A can of regular coca-cola with a marvel character on it. The character is a muscly masked dude with DD emblazoned on his chest. I do not know what his real name is.
May 26, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Ummmm that link seems to be down.
Screenshot of the above link showing page not found
May 1, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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An effin birds image of a blue bird on a branch with the text, “consequences can be a bitch”
May 1, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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lol it’s a ding dong ditch
Nextdoor notification reading, “Trending Post: last night around 10pm, this kid left a cup of suspicious liquid in front of my door. “He rang the doorbell and then he ran away. I do not know what his intention was. He was wearing a…”
April 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️🧟
National Emergency Alert Test. Two mins early.
October 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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My skyline is feeling flubber
A screenshot of what’s hot classic with this sleet below a sleet from crimesididntcommit.🏳️‍⚧️: “everybody come over for movie night NOW.” The sleet includes a photo of a hand holding a VHS of Flubber.
September 27, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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My skyline is in a flubber mood
A screenshot of this skeet and, below it on the skyline, a skeet from Chelsea bridge: “i bet a flubber would make a really good fleshlight. like make it hug your cock and slap it hard, then bounce around the room having the zaniest handjob in history”
September 27, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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The skyline provides
Screenshot of a Pyramead Head skeet with a photo of swords captioned “Guys will see this and just think ‘hell yeah.’” The skeet reads, “Hell yeah.” Beneath it, the skeet to which I am replying: “The guy I’m talking to has multiple cool swords btw but I’m not trying to flex or anything.”
September 21, 2023 at 2:32 PM
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Happy 7th Adoptiversary to Felix the Dog!! He howled along when we sang and then gobbled up a cheeseburger in approx 10 seconds.
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Felix the Dog: a small black dog of indeterminate breed looking at the camera with his almond-shaped black eyes. His muzzle is graying, his ears are silky and floppy. He’s down in his “I’m the Best Boy” position, paws out in front. Partly visible is a blue and green plaid bow tie. He is the Best Boy.
September 21, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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This is Felix the Dog. Today is his 7th adoptiversary! Ventura County Animal Shelter ftw
A small black dog of indeterminate breed. His muzzle, which is going gray, is resting on his tail, which is long and spread out around him. He is a Very Good Boy.
September 20, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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I have a solution
Kay Blackheart skeet: “olive oil cake.” The next skeet below is the WOLFSKULLJACK sleet that I’m replying to.
September 6, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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Caption: The author’s husband, using a weed whacker on the lawn.
A man stands on a backyard lawn, weed whacker in hand. He is using it to cut the lawn.
September 4, 2023 at 10:32 PM
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In case it helps, Felix the Dog is hoping your day gets better
Felix the Dog: a small black chiweenie+ with his head propped on my blanket-covered legs. He’s looking straight into the camera and he’s adorable.
August 23, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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Here’s Felix the Dog hoping to cheer you up.
Felix the Dog: a small all black mutt who looks mostly like a chiweenie. He’s looking at the camera and his tongue is sticking slightly out.
August 21, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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You gotta be fucking kidding me
Screenshot of the tropical storm warning, showing the portion about tornadoes: “-Situation is somewhat favorable for tornadoes”
August 20, 2023 at 10:53 PM