dm614.bsky.social
@dm614.bsky.social
Cranky Ohio guy. I can’t pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend.
Well, it’s a step up. Used to be they would just shoot the poor guy and plant a gun on him or something.
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don’t give them any ideas!
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Will it make you sweat or go “Hmm”?
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Oh totally. For example, have you heard of the African American Heritage Fest being held lately?
August 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Twist up a fat spliff and wonder what the hell happened to MTV.
August 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I’m surprised they didn’t just call it an “oopsie”
August 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Malte Amundsen. Hope he isn’t a jerk irl.
August 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And got Ice-T to play a cop
August 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They grow up too fast.
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
2nd grader here 😳
August 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lulu
August 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
August 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Let me get my one friend from LA and one from KY and then that whole chunk can slide into the Gulf of Mexico.
August 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Is this parody?
August 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Columbus Air Show this weekend
August 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Motorcycle or car?
August 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… ICE trucks on fire off the shoulder of the Lincoln Memorial…”
August 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Kinda like how cops always are the ones who get cats out of trees.
August 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Actually it’s more like “MMRMMPH BRRMPH MLPHRM” because Abbott is totally gargling trump’s balls.
August 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Their profile/replies reads like a Trump apologist
August 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
…and a couch fucker.
August 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Feit light bulbs. I wanna say they work through WiFi and there’s an app to control them.
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
At least the couch gets a reprieve from Li’l JD.
August 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Does this walking potato ever shut the hell up?”
August 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
But they should pitch in for a clown troupe and a mariachi band to show up.
August 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM