Cocaine Sommelier
@dlxwastaken.bsky.social
Dad/Brewer/Gamer
Great for parties
Great for parties
Pinned
Call her Wonka the way she work my Willy (she inflates it like Violet Beauregard)
Ice cream to get to know me:
🍦 Vanilla
🍦 Vanilla
April 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ice cream to get to know me:
🍦 Vanilla
🍦 Vanilla
"Zain is playing bowser"
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Zain is playing bowser"
Constantly I battle between doing what's right and doing what's so fucking sick and badass...
April 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Constantly I battle between doing what's right and doing what's so fucking sick and badass...
Searching up "every single time someone's penis came out on live tv" just to feel something
April 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Searching up "every single time someone's penis came out on live tv" just to feel something
Anytime I start feeling my depression creeping in I just remember how fucking cool The Matrix is.
April 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Anytime I start feeling my depression creeping in I just remember how fucking cool The Matrix is.
Me: *does a racist Jamaican accent*
"Hey that's racist"
Me: "it's actually patois you fucking bigot"
"Hey that's racist"
Me: "it's actually patois you fucking bigot"
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me: *does a racist Jamaican accent*
"Hey that's racist"
Me: "it's actually patois you fucking bigot"
"Hey that's racist"
Me: "it's actually patois you fucking bigot"
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Why would I pay for cable TV when 4 of the gayest people I know are streaming roguelikes in the voice chat?
February 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Why would I pay for cable TV when 4 of the gayest people I know are streaming roguelikes in the voice chat?
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oh hey look at that wowee wahoo hey guys
February 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
oh hey look at that wowee wahoo hey guys
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hey i agree with this post so i reposted it to my followers.
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
hey i agree with this post so i reposted it to my followers.
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turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
February 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it
Aetherdrift releasing on Valentine's day is so cruel, surely wotc remembers that a few of us are married
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Aetherdrift releasing on Valentine's day is so cruel, surely wotc remembers that a few of us are married
M for M? I'm going bean for bean
November 13, 2024 at 11:23 PM
M for M? I'm going bean for bean
Made the funny number today
October 23, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Made the funny number today
Hyper-pop has ruined me
November 29, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Hyper-pop has ruined me
Call her Wonka the way she work my Willy (she inflates it like Violet Beauregard)
November 17, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Call her Wonka the way she work my Willy (she inflates it like Violet Beauregard)
Smokin' on that shit that gave Skinny Albert an unhealthy relationship with food.
November 17, 2023 at 2:38 PM
Smokin' on that shit that gave Skinny Albert an unhealthy relationship with food.
(To the tune of Johnny Cash's Folsom prison blues)
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever swallow cum
But I met a man in Reno
Just to suck him dry
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever swallow cum
But I met a man in Reno
Just to suck him dry
November 16, 2023 at 2:12 PM
(To the tune of Johnny Cash's Folsom prison blues)
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever swallow cum
But I met a man in Reno
Just to suck him dry
When I was just a baby
My momma told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever swallow cum
But I met a man in Reno
Just to suck him dry
Anyone bring drugs?
November 15, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Anyone bring drugs?
Where all the shit posters at?
I'm tryin to get my chuckle on.
I'm tryin to get my chuckle on.
November 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
Where all the shit posters at?
I'm tryin to get my chuckle on.
I'm tryin to get my chuckle on.