Leeloo Dallas Multipass

we should definitely care about him struggling under the burden of a job he campaigned for for years and could quit at any time, that must be so hard for him

I saw a Starmer defender on here a little while ago and I was like, well that's fucking bizarre, just an incomprehensible way to spend one's time

if you think this mess in confusing to Canadians and Americans, imagine the Chinese trade negotiators asking each other "do we even have a position on 'ice hockey'? is this on the agenda to discuss with the Canadians? is there a reason we should care about it????"

hey i like math, given enough time i'll have 99 solutions and then we'll see who's laughing

if thats what lots of vibe looks like then i dont want it

I can never remember which countries eat marmite, vegemite, or thermite

I can never remember which countries eat marmite, vegemite, or thermite

beard guy: "anyway, yeah, that's why i dont have a skincare routine"

💜🥦

jerry posting doesn't cause you to read jerry posts, you having eyes causes you to read jerry posts

you don't know what a relief it is to have a third option when I feel trapped between "I can't post this" and "I can't delete this"

really, it's a gift to anyone who has made the error of following me

anytime brits criticize americans we can always just fire back "I learned it by watching you!"

Like, this was stated in the terms and conditions for taking the test. They're claiming it's illegal to copy a question to your brain. And if you want to take the test, you have to concede that as true

it is! it sounds like repeated, high-pitched sighs 💜😊

up until maybe 5-6 years ago I would've leapt at the chance to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd decline