Well said.

Many happy returns to you. Shall there be cake?

Did not realise you were a horror writer.

Your piece on Grimsby a decade or so ago really stuck with me. There’s not much to keep anyone with resources there, or attract anyone new.

Sea Stories! Love it.

I had some lovely tinned hake recently from a company called Sea Sisters - you probably already know of them - but I believe they do smoked rainbow trout preserved in oil

called it

Her confidence that Charlotte wouldn’t throw her under the bus is misplaced. She absolutely would!

My pet peeve is journos asking the question and then continuing to talk, explaining why they are asking. Just ask the Q and then stop talking. If you really must set the scene, do it before you ask the Q, not after.

Politicians perhaps - but we can hold out more hope for Timpson, surely?

Tabtastic - I’m nabbing that word! Oh, I hope you’re back up and running soon. Do you have an external monitor / second screen (in order to ascertain whether the issue is with the computer itself or just the screen)?

Send help.

Everything’s open for a reason…