Anyone called Adam, join the ‘dam’ club. Sorry if you’re a Cassie, your name is too ‘ass’-y. No sort of error message to explain why your name’s being just reset to the default either. Shout out to all my fellow illegal name-havers, though.

It just so happens Steam has been showing me the listing for a game called Just Crow Things lately, and it seems like this might be relevant

Absolutely love this veggie haggis - missed it a lot since I’ve been living in England