Turns out they were laughing because they knew it was broken (and what I might want to use it for) so instead it makes a rattling noise, fitting for a “big baby” they said…. Grumpy pouting face I said

I mean, they’d need to know what to expect right? Wouldn’t want them to be confused when a wet patch appears on my trousers

I remember when my old Asda Walmart used to sell plastic backed tena slips, I think I may have been the only one buying them because the soon stopped selling them at all

At least they understand that cake needs to be larger.

But I need to know what you bought that was generalised to “incontinent”?

Old enough, why?

I’ve come back to the hotel looking like I’ve had accidents without wearing at all… yes, it was sweat… I swear 👀

Morning snuggles are always welcome when this happens

Probably double padded at the time… obviously I need it