Children as largely made of jello.

“The Curious Why” and “The Magical Yet” by Angela DiTerlizzi are great.

Asparagus Fern

"As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce"

This is “view from nowhere” speak that you only get when ignoring the material world. It supposes that the world is full of rational actors all having a free choice as to their level of responsibility in their home ownership and these lamprey are just helping out the people that don’t want to own.

Conflating owning your own home with property parasitism via euphemism is a good route to the cervical displacement stand.

Professional owners can always become professional workers if it’s precarious.

When asked if he misses his wife and kids, the agent was quoted as saying,”They left a long time ago.”

A less aggressive version has been my haircut since I was a child, grew out my hair when it was really Nazi coded, donated that hair to wigs4kids when I got tired of dealing with it and went back to my old style. With a mustache folks that don’t know me keep giving me looking at me like a fed.

Probably would have been helpful to let farm workers organize dick head.

Our beloved shiba passed away last year, the only silver lining of which being she isn’t associated with this.

The ass is one of the most succulent parts.

Overpaying a donor that happened to be a building contractor on the insurance companies dime.