David Laus
@dlausactor6373.bsky.social
I’m thinking this cookbook will work best.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m thinking this cookbook will work best.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social You know what would be really funny to include in the #DCU canon? static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/im...
October 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social You know what would be really funny to include in the #DCU canon? static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/im...
#ElonMusk when he is forced to kill #Grok and #Frankenstein a digital copy of his own brain into it:
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
#ElonMusk when he is forced to kill #Grok and #Frankenstein a digital copy of his own brain into it:
August 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@ianflynnbkc.bsky.social So, the #DCxSonic crossover got me thinking… Who would win in a fight— #Superman or #SegataSanshiro? Any insight on this, or will we have to wait until the sequel to see this true clash of the titans?
August 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@ianflynnbkc.bsky.social So, the #DCxSonic crossover got me thinking… Who would win in a fight— #Superman or #SegataSanshiro? Any insight on this, or will we have to wait until the sequel to see this true clash of the titans?
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE #ANNABELLE DOLL JUST KILLED SOMEONE??? IN MY STATE???
July 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE #ANNABELLE DOLL JUST KILLED SOMEONE??? IN MY STATE???
This was taken from a satellite view of the #CECOT death camp. What do you think that pile is, with a large puddle of red liquid surrounding it?
June 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This was taken from a satellite view of the #CECOT death camp. What do you think that pile is, with a large puddle of red liquid surrounding it?
Keep licking, bootlicker! Maybe your masters will notice you and give you a condo on the rebuilt #GazaStrip, built exclusively from the bones of #Palestinian children!
March 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Keep licking, bootlicker! Maybe your masters will notice you and give you a condo on the rebuilt #GazaStrip, built exclusively from the bones of #Palestinian children!
Join the #Resistance. We’ll need people like you getting the truth out.
February 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Join the #Resistance. We’ll need people like you getting the truth out.
Egads! There’s only one rotten egg-o-maniac with a mind scrambled enough to hatch such a hard-boiled caper—that cracked-up poultry criminal #Egghead! Quick, #Robin, to the #Batmobile!
February 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Egads! There’s only one rotten egg-o-maniac with a mind scrambled enough to hatch such a hard-boiled caper—that cracked-up poultry criminal #Egghead! Quick, #Robin, to the #Batmobile!
There’s only one rotten egg-o-maniac scrambled enough in the head to hatch such a poultry hard-boiled cracked-up caper!
February 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
There’s only one rotten egg-o-maniac scrambled enough in the head to hatch such a poultry hard-boiled cracked-up caper!
He always comes back…
January 31, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He always comes back…
He always comes back…
January 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
He always comes back…
The #DelegationOf2,000 was the precursor to what would become the #RebelAlliance. youtu.be/0UEmtUP1JAM?...
January 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The #DelegationOf2,000 was the precursor to what would become the #RebelAlliance. youtu.be/0UEmtUP1JAM?...
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue or street or building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And this process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.”
January 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue or street or building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And this process is continuing day by day and minute by minute.”
We have found our Mon Mothma. Our Rebel Alliance is coming together.
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We have found our Mon Mothma. Our Rebel Alliance is coming together.
They might as well rename it “Ministry of Truth”. “Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. East Asia has always been our ally. Oceania has always been at war with East Asia. Eurasia has always been our ally. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” Doubleplusgood, yeah?
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They might as well rename it “Ministry of Truth”. “Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. East Asia has always been our ally. Oceania has always been at war with East Asia. Eurasia has always been our ally. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.” Doubleplusgood, yeah?
Chinese or bye, knees…
December 17, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Chinese or bye, knees…
Did the salesman look like this?
November 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Did the salesman look like this?
#EpicTheMusical #EpicVengeanceSaga
#Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?”
#Odysseus: “Next to my wife.”
The other gods:
#Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?”
#Odysseus: “Next to my wife.”
The other gods:
October 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
#EpicTheMusical #EpicVengeanceSaga
#Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?”
#Odysseus: “Next to my wife.”
The other gods:
#Poseidon: “After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?”
#Odysseus: “Next to my wife.”
The other gods:
#EpicTheMusical #EpicWisdomSaga
#Hera: “Give me one good reason why #Odysseus should be released.”
#Athena: “Never once has he cheated on his wife.”
The other gods:
#Hera: “Give me one good reason why #Odysseus should be released.”
#Athena: “Never once has he cheated on his wife.”
The other gods:
October 31, 2024 at 10:57 PM
#EpicTheMusical #EpicWisdomSaga
#Hera: “Give me one good reason why #Odysseus should be released.”
#Athena: “Never once has he cheated on his wife.”
The other gods:
#Hera: “Give me one good reason why #Odysseus should be released.”
#Athena: “Never once has he cheated on his wife.”
The other gods:
That smile… PROTECT THAT SMILE! #SurgeTheTenrec #IDWSonic
July 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
That smile… PROTECT THAT SMILE! #SurgeTheTenrec #IDWSonic
I am shocked—SHOCKED, I tell you—that #Nintendo would allow the #woke mind virus to corrupt my #Christian #PaperMario game! Why, next thing you know they’ll make #Samus a woman! They’ll make #Link a trap! They’ll make #Peach the main character! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!
May 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
I am shocked—SHOCKED, I tell you—that #Nintendo would allow the #woke mind virus to corrupt my #Christian #PaperMario game! Why, next thing you know they’ll make #Samus a woman! They’ll make #Link a trap! They’ll make #Peach the main character! OH, THE HUMANITY!!!