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dik
@dkjrob.bsky.social
as in richard (he/him) / awkward geek / native language: gif / persistent worrier / mild dislike for capitals / norn iron

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Attempt at a subtle selfie in the gym. #MonochromeMonday 🖤💪🏼
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Quick wee day out in London for a friend’s kid’s christening. Flying back now… I’m gonna be absolutely cream crackered tomorrow 😮‍💨
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Got my flu jab. No sticker, no lollipop, just rain and regret. Also, face fuzz (lol) is out of control… posting so future me remembers to trim.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Morning!
Mood: mildly optimistic and nearly fully caffeinated.
Let’s see what this week’s got. #mcm
September 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Made the most of the last bank holiday for a while 😭 Grateful for dry skies, at least. #mcm
August 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Cheers to 38… because nothing says ‘thriving’ like comparing knee pain with your friends.
August 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The face of a man powering through one more workday before the good stuff kicks in: haircut (long overdue), birthday fun, and my best mate’s stag in Edinburgh this weekend. Big week. Let’s go. #mcm
August 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Happy Tuesday!
I usually hate them, but today has been semi-tolerable.
Gym done earlier. Now it’s time to fake adulting through a marathon of Teams meetings. 🙃
July 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
That’s right… I’m a bread maker now. Bet it has the texture of a brick, and the taste of sadness… 🙃
July 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Dog dragged me out for early morning coffee. This weather tho 😎 #TGIF
July 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Post yourself from a different era

Nearly 20 years ago… peak MySpace era
July 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yes, I see the clouds.
No, I’m not taking off the sunglasses.
July 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Morning! Rare appearance in the office on a Monday… seemed like the perfect excuse for a little #mcm.
June 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Apologies in advance for this as it’s a bit of an attention seeking post, but I’m proud of the gym work lately. It might not look like a lot, but it’s making a real difference to how I feel.
June 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lifting (semi) heavy things at the gym again
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
#mcm but let’s be honest, it’s all about Skye in the background
June 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
OoooOoooOoooo, it’s giving brooding #mcm
May 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Up, dressed, and waiting on a man to fix the kitchen sink. Hope you lovely people have a great Monday. #mcm
May 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Sun’s out, dog’s out, feet are… also out.
May 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Woke before 7 on a Sunday, slept like garbage, now chugging pre‑workout before the gym.

Happy Sunday, I guess? 😅
May 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Most of the NGLs were a bit too spicy for main (lol) - DM if you’re curious. But for this one: if we’ve interacted and I’ve liked your posts, there’s a good chance there’s a crush.
April 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When you see this, post a vampire.

Just a vegetarian vampire duck trying to make it in this world.
April 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Corrupted, aged well, and allegedly a good time!
April 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Taking myself on a little Easter Monday lunch mission. #mcm
April 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Fresh trim, fresh fade, same tired eyes. A coffee might fix what the filters can’t.
April 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM