Pretty obvious the flight attendant failed at a theater career and is now dazzling us with her talents during the safety presentation.

….He sent a letter to the government…

So I'm guessing Gremlins auto adjust to their time zone? Like if you're not supposed to feed them after midnight they're just like "Oh yeah we're Central Standard Time right now so it's not midnight yet"?

The irony of website support chats not appearing unless you disable your VPN and then you don't even get to chat with a real human...

This Luther doc… oohwee

My toxic trait is that I pay someone who is trained to do a job the agreed upon amount to do that agreed upon job and then I expect them to actually do the job.

Fuck around, get sprayed with Lysol…

My new thing is when I have to do something on my own that I’d rather do with a more experienced friend, I hype myself up that I’m smart and I’ll figure it out and it will be great and then I calm down and feel empowered.

I think Furiosa could have been good if it wasn’t, you know, Fury Road lite.

US Surgeon General warns alcohol is a "leading preventable cause of cancer," with risk of certain cancers increasing after one or fewer drinks per day