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djynnflyssa.bsky.social
Godspeed Me! Green Dinosaur
@djynnflyssa.bsky.social
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It's Djynn. Also DJ. Jynnifer is here too.
was @djynnflyssa on Twitter
He/Him. Queer, fat, 30something, furry. I've been here far too long and will post/fave/share hella NSFW stuff, so if you're a baby go away please

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Legally changing my name to
Screenshot of a map with the pin in 'Bowser Ecological Reserve'. To the west, Cook Creek Rd and Inland Island Hwy.
October 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Vancouver bathrooms allowing people to consider whole new avenues of gender identity
Photograph of a bathroom door. The sign says 'MEAT' Photograph of a bathroom door. The sign says 'BREAD |•'
October 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"Are you a boy or a girl"
"I'm a musician"
"What's in your pants?"
Sheet music, featuring the directions 'pp misterioso'. From Prokofiev's "Visions Fugitives Op. 22"
October 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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My BOY has been safely delivered...thank you so so much @dagspambone.bsky.social @dagtailsworks.bsky.social for this precious gift ;3;
Photo of a plush Yoshi custom-made to resemble Djynn, complete with blond hair, thick eyelashes, and a cute flowery shirt. Look at them drinking a glass of water! Photo of a plush Yoshi custom-made to resemble Djynn, complete with blond hair, thick eyelashes, and a cute flowery shirt. Presented with a luxurious feast of edamame. Photo of a plush Yoshi custom-made to resemble Djynn, complete with blond hair, thick eyelashes, and a cute flowery shirt. Also visible: a black collar. What're we gonna do on the bed? *pomf* Photo of a plush Yoshi custom-made to resemble Djynn, complete with blond hair, thick eyelashes, and a cute flowery shirt. Next to them is another custom plush of DJ, a yoshi-fox, with orange ears, black hair, custom sneakers and tongue and claws and teeth. They're adorable!
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Screenshot of an exchange on Tumblr. Anonymous said: your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting before youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :) Anonymous said: i think i sent that to the wrong blog i apologize. kurapikawithagun replied: Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I've ever received. Please don't tell me what seahorse mannerisms are
September 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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People are always telling me this
Screenshot from an anime (I don't know which one, sorry) showing a man in a purple shirt with black hair saying, with determination and thick eyebrows: "Because, your penis is of heavyweight class!"
August 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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DJ can't sleep - he needs your help with something. #NSFW #FurryNSFW #Yiff #Bara

Stoopid-hot picture from @bearwivme.bsky.social I got at VancouFur earlier this year!!! Look at the LAD
Digital art of DJ, a yoshi-fox hybrid with black and white fur and scruffy black hair covering one eye. He's heavy-set, strongfat, with large arm and trap muscles. He's naked except for some very tight blue boxer-briefs, which are unable to contain his burgeoning and oversized erection. He looks directly at the viewer, with clouds of steam around his head.
August 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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It's kismet @supermattym8.bsky.social @dieselbrain.bsky.social
Bluesky screenshot of two back-to-back posts: 🔞 Deez Nuts‬ ‪@supermattym8.bsky.social‬· 4m If anyone sees a stupid fuck off clown lurking around please make sure you kill them on sight, the stupid asshole stole my balls and keeps juggling them, taunting me. I can't catch them. ‪Dieselbrain‬ ‪@dieselbrain.bsky.social‬· 5m The Ballsler
August 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Trying to incorporate more smoothies into my diet
Photograph of a large metal jug in the back of a car. On the jug is the label 'ANIMAL SEMEN'.
August 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Went here and there wasn't a SINGLE sexy Lalafell. What a fucking ripoff
Photo of a potato-based fast food restaurant called 'Spud U Like'.
August 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I forget if I've reposted this here, but in honour of #BowserDay here's a documentary comic by @strawbstack.bsky.social about me and my husband
A four-panel comic called 'MR. KOOPA' - 'A Djynn Flyssa comic by @strawbstack'. Drawn in the style of Alec Robbins' 'MR. BOOP'. Panel 1: Djynn (a yoshi femboy) is thinking "My husband Bowser is really hot", surrounded by cartoon hearts Panel 2: Bowser (giant turtle-monster villain king mega-stud) is thinking "When I look at my husband I get butterflies in my tummy". Also cartoon hearts. Panel 3: Djynn and Bowser gazing lovingly at each other. Djynn thinks: "I'm soooo lucky I'm married to Bowser"; Bowser thinks "I'm in love!!" So many cartoon hearts. Panel 4: Djynn grinning smugly, thinking "I've GOTTA tell the guys at work about this!!"
August 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Making sure I rescue this from the other site: an excellent picture by @gorilladrama.bsky.social .

Iconic scene from BOOGIE KNOTS (1997), Dir. Paw Thomurrs Anderson
DJ, a yoshune (yoshi/fox hybrid), and Austin, a bear, recreate a scene from Paul Thomas Anderson's film 'BOOGIE NIGHTS'. DJ as protagonist Dirk Diggler (Mark Wahlberg), topless with a sweatband, stands in front of a pool, saying "I wanna fuck. It's my big dick. So everybody get ready fucking now!" Behind him, Austin as Scotty J (Philip Seymour Hoffman) looks on nervously.
July 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Shoutout to that totally accurate portrait I made of @wishywashy.bsky.social
Snacker, a shark from Banjo-Kazooie, with MS Paint additions (hair, eye makeup, lipstick, bikini, ears) to resemble Alex Angler, cool shark fursona of bsky user Wishy Washy
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I'm tired of plain metal bands or rubber! We need to bring this style of cock ring back!
Vintage advertisement: 'Wear One Of These COMICAL MOTTO RINGS - LOTS OF INNOCENT FUN - PRICE 25 CENTS EACH Image of six different rings, each with a different slogan engraved on it: 'DON'T RUSH ME BIG BOY' 'SO'S YOUR OLD MAN' 'KISS ME AGAIN I'M STILL CONSCIOUS' 'WHEN DO WE EAT [picture of a chicken(?)]' 'WILL "YA" HUH?' 'IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO DARN CLOSE' Ad copy: 'Say fellows! Wear one of these Comical Motto Rings and watch the girls sit up and take notice. Each ring has a funny saying on it, as shown in the above illustrations. They are witty and amusing, cause lots of harmless fun, and they are not in the slightest degree objectionable. If you sometimes find it difficult, from diffidence or shyness, to get on friendly terms with the opposite sex, just display one of these rings and see if it does not smooth the way to a more familiar acquaintance and cordial friendship. Oh, yes! The girls buy them, too. The ring is made in platinoid finish, with the lettering on black enameloid background. Six different mottoes to select from, as illustrated above. Order by number. PRICE 25 CENTS EACH, POSTPAID.'
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Someday I will return from my exile to the land where I was born
Satellite photo of an island called Big Hips Island, from google earth.
July 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Modern activists could learn a lot from dinosaurs, if you ask me. Some inspiration to help generate fruitful discussion!
Dinosaurs Attack! card number 7: 'D.C. Holocaust'. An illustration of pteranodons attacking members of congress in a gory maelstrom while the Capitol building is in flames in the background. Dinosaurs Attack! card number 35: 'A Lady In Distress'. Illustration of a colossal plesiosaur snapping the Statue of Liberty in two while military forces fail to fight it off. Dinosaurs Attack! card number 24: 'London In Flames'. Illustration in which an enormous spiny sauropod rampages through the burning ruins of London, devouring people and impaling them on its spikes.
June 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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What do you mean this is the wrong answer??? This is a joke
Screenshot of Guardian crossword. Clue for 18 across: 'Available breeding material (4,4)' - answer entered: 'GOOD GIRL'
June 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Gotta keep up the work to maintain a figure like DJ's! Some great art by @trogan.bsky.social , @hypnohepcat.bsky.social , @tehknuxlight.bsky.social & @cooner.art ! #NSFW #FurryNSFW
Black and white picture by Trogan, depicting DJ (a tubby yoshune - yoshi/fox hybrid) lifting a dumbbell and working up a swear. The word HAZE appears in the background - the name of DJ's supervillain alter ego - and he's wearing some knee-length boots that are part of that outfit. On the seat behind him are a gas mask and other items of clothing from the same outfit. His shirt is riding up to show his stomach, and his shorts leave nothing to the imagination. Black and white picture by MurrCatter, depicting DJ (a tubby yoshune - yoshi/fox hybrid) deadlifting a barbell. His package is getting in the way of the bar and preventing him from lifting all the way. He's sweating hard, in a tank top that reads 'THIRD LEG DAY'. Full colour picture by Knuxlight, depicting DJ (a tubby yoshune - yoshi/fox hybrid) riding an exercise bike, from behind. He's naked apart from some pink shorts, and very sweaty. Blue crayon picture by Cooner, depicting DJ (a tubby yoshune - yoshi/fox hybrid) lifting dumbbells at the gym. He's naked apart from a pair of shorts, and is having an easy time with the weight. He's got one dumbbell in his hand, and is lifting the other with his long tongue.
June 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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It's a double porn-bot pincer attack! Look out!
Screenshot from Bluesky showing user 'Kimiko ✨' followed me. Obvious pornbot including 33 followers vs 4.4k following, suspicious link, etc. Screenshot from Bluesky showing user 'Kimiko 💙' followed me. Obvious pornbot including 19 followers vs 5k following, suspicious link, etc. Except THIS one has a horizontally flipped avatar and a heart instead of a sparkle.
June 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Meme image of a man pouring a giant bottle of oil into a salad. The man is labeled 'Me', the salad is labeled 'Normal Conversation', and the oil is labeled 'Yoshi babes with fat titties are animals that produce both eggs and milk, which makes them portable sources of omelettes'
June 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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When you want a furry commission but you're short on cash
Panel from a Nancy comic. Sluggo tells a diner owner: "Two hot dogs-- on credit"
June 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Happy Birthday, Cockwaffle. Thank you to the legendary Deimion J Shadowwolf for creating this iconic comic in the first place, 18 years ago...!
A four-panel comic. An anthro wolf holds a large waffled in the shape of a cock and balls. Biting into it, he's surprised to find it leaking syrup. "Ah luv u cockwaffle~" "mmmmmnnmn" "-gllk?!..." "...Syrup?.." The cockwaffle responds with a little cartoon heart.
June 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Deltarune drops tomorrow and so I'm preparing myself
Screenshot of Bluesky's "muted words" function, showing a whole lot of Deltarune-related terms being muted for the next week.
June 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Look, I'm used to the OLD MSPaint ok????
Scrappy portrait of Burn, a big beefy black wolf furry thing, by me, done in MS Paint. Note the cool sun in the corner.
May 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Everything reminds me of him.....
Photo of a glistening blue doughnut.
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM