Jim Janousek
@djymm.bsky.social
Northlander, library advocate, TTRPG enthusiast. Forklift certified! If things were different I'd be differenter
boy at Costco food court after looking at me: Mommy, he's a maaaan!
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
boy at Costco food court after looking at me: Mommy, he's a maaaan!
What's the expected interval between sitting president and not fit to stand trial?
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
What's the expected interval between sitting president and not fit to stand trial?
Iron Lung Crushes Melania isn't the headline it looks like
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Iron Lung Crushes Melania isn't the headline it looks like
What's Bovino's ideal number of protesters? Nine fewer.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
What's Bovino's ideal number of protesters? Nine fewer.
Those aren't real law enforcement, they're paid crisis agents that are bussed in
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Those aren't real law enforcement, they're paid crisis agents that are bussed in
If you're reading this message, are you ignoring enough?
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
If you're reading this message, are you ignoring enough?
Clearopathra and The Big Snowplowski out early making my drive to work nice and slush-free
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Clearopathra and The Big Snowplowski out early making my drive to work nice and slush-free
I feel like you can only call it Dubai chocolate if it's made with slave labor
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I feel like you can only call it Dubai chocolate if it's made with slave labor
Well THAT took a turn! Six weeks left of the year to really wrap up on a high note
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Well THAT took a turn! Six weeks left of the year to really wrap up on a high note
For a while people were stamping "my president lives here" on the White House portrayed on dollar bills. I'm wondering if "my president demolishes here" scans right, or if "my president does dodgy flipping projects here" us too wordy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
For a while people were stamping "my president lives here" on the White House portrayed on dollar bills. I'm wondering if "my president demolishes here" scans right, or if "my president does dodgy flipping projects here" us too wordy.
I've heard people say AI doesn't benefit people and it simply isn't true! It has led to a whole industry of warning people about AI.
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've heard people say AI doesn't benefit people and it simply isn't true! It has led to a whole industry of warning people about AI.
Surprise twist: the rapture happened but nobody made the cut
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Surprise twist: the rapture happened but nobody made the cut
Hey - nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen!
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hey - nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen!
I guess we're working on making end of broadcast day messages great again
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I guess we're working on making end of broadcast day messages great again
I hear Midwestern swingers display upside-down pumpkins
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hear Midwestern swingers display upside-down pumpkins
Thank you for using the tri-state relay service, have a wonderful day!
It was a good movie
It was a good movie
September 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thank you for using the tri-state relay service, have a wonderful day!
It was a good movie
It was a good movie
Lee Child uses a lot of incomplete sentences. But that hasn't hurt his sales.
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Lee Child uses a lot of incomplete sentences. But that hasn't hurt his sales.
Pretty clever of Canada to avoid tariffs by sending lumber to theUS in aerosol form
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Pretty clever of Canada to avoid tariffs by sending lumber to theUS in aerosol form
Is Bela Lugosi's Dead a bossa mova song?
July 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Is Bela Lugosi's Dead a bossa mova song?
When you choose loyalty over competence. you get incompetence with feigned loyalty.
July 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When you choose loyalty over competence. you get incompetence with feigned loyalty.
On the scale of impeachable offenses, what ranks highest?
June 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
On the scale of impeachable offenses, what ranks highest?
If these tabulation machine hacking claims pan out it would take a war to distract people!
June 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If these tabulation machine hacking claims pan out it would take a war to distract people!
If people started referring to Musk as the "world's greediest man" I would be okay with that.
May 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If people started referring to Musk as the "world's greediest man" I would be okay with that.
I can only come up with the names of two of the fates off the top of my head, so I'm not really all that nerdy (Atrpos and Lachesis, btw)
May 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can only come up with the names of two of the fates off the top of my head, so I'm not really all that nerdy (Atrpos and Lachesis, btw)
Once again putting forward Sixtus VI as new pope name because it sounds metal.
April 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Once again putting forward Sixtus VI as new pope name because it sounds metal.