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This isn't about me.
Yo Joe, eh?
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Asking. Sending strongly worded tweets. Vaguely intimating that we might consider taking some form of decisive action someday, after many more months of polite groveling.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm going to decorate my bedroom in a classic Trek motif, but based on my Star Trek Online characters. To me, there's really no "bad" Trek. Not all great, but certainly not all bad.
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm a bit agog that the studio threw a gala to celebrate/hype the release of the trailer. I'm at home, squeezing the last of the toothpaste out of the tube and they're throwing a lavish do... for a commercial.
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Turn off your TV.
December 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I cling to this fact like Tarzan to a vine. Might be the last thing keeping me sane.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I would if I lived anywhere near New York and didn't work all day.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
But republicans love the government, at least when "their guy" runs it. Even as it steamrolls over them.
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Turn off your TV.
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Issue #1 of Mad Magazine.
December 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Maybe if Kimmel profiles a historical figure who committed a "bigger, better" treason, Donny Dipshit will boast that his treason was even bigger, satisfied more pornstars, etc.
December 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They see it. They love it; finally, a face in the mirror even uglier than their own.
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
John "Senator Sloth" Fetterman feels entitled to disagree. Thankfully nobody's listening to his dumb ass now.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Our president's boss, folks.
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
No shit.

I reserve my sympathies for her victims.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When a pretty, defenseless, blonde, upper class white girl is killed by ICE or Border Patrol in front of witnesses with cell phones. The daughter of a conservative congressman or right wing podcaster, let's say. Maybe a cop or a local judge. Someone we care about.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When I saw how popular "reality" TV was becoming back in the mid 90s, I knew it would lead to shit like this. And, of course, a game show host President.
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Elect me President and I'll fire Trump's pet SCOTUS judges.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If republicans can't get away with raping kids, they'll settle for killing them.
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
That awkward moment when even Piers Morgan thinks you're an asshole.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ToddlerBel?
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We should stop applying superlatives to these criminals. Use pejoratives instead.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM