So I’m at an impasse. I hate my wife’s shit fucking attitude, and when she has a bad day, my whole family has a bad day. She gets stressed, and it means me and my kids get the brunt of it. How would you remedy the situation, without murder

God I can’t understand why some people just can’t let dumb shit go. Like, if I tell you it really isn’t that fucking important, because I can’t think of a different way to explain what I mean, and you just get mad cuz you assume I’m calling you dumb. And then the badgering. Holy shit, it’s annoying

Sooooo ya know how Agent 47 breaks peoples necks? Can someone do that to me, minus the murder?

So anyone who says samores when saying attempting to say s’mores can get the hell out of my house

Well, it’s a good day to be up and about, not working so I guess it’s time to go home and do the most dreaded thing… CLEAN MY HOUSE

And so another day is drawing to a close and my only comment is… I really wish I wasn’t working for a certain bald billionaire who doesn’t give a crap about me

So. How do you become a better person? Cuz I’m trying, but I gotta figure out how to stop letting everyone pull me back in. Also, hello BlueSky