Normally people post pictures of their meal before it gets attacked like fifteen corgis amd a salami flavoured sock

Ha!

The only drawback I can see in not eating a massive tomahawk steak covered in gold leaf is that I don’t need to re-enact the goldrush in the morning to recover 1/100th of an ounce of shitty gold

I don’t care about the price of gold

I’m not getting my coffee cup that dirty for anyone

Controversial opinion 3

Lasagne should not, I repeat NOT, contain meat AND vegatables

Controversial opinion 2
Some bolognese sauces appear have bologna as the main ingredient - this is not ok

Controversial opinion 1

I’ve never met a Matt I didn’t like

I have had a disappointing encounter with pizza recently.
One recent purchase has no more than 7 slices of pepperoni on a 12 inch pizza. I haven’t got to the point of averaging the cross sectional area of a single slice of pepperoni and contrasting that with the surface area of the pizza….

I am missing a number of pairs of shoes.
You’ll know them if you find them.
Any information on any of the pairs of shoes will be greatly appreciated.