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I only text one person and a group chat
How many people do y’all have pinned in your messages?
January 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Here comes the crimson chin
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December 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM
“That bitch ruined my life”
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December 26, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I gotta work tomorrow…lemme call the department of labor
December 26, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Me: Couples sparring seems fun

Also me:
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December 25, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Me: I’m about to enjoy my Christmas with my family

Some idiotic person trying to break into a federal facility:
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December 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
“Sandy got a type. They all got attitudes”
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December 21, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Shameik Moore being corny just makes sense.
December 21, 2024 at 10:38 AM
I’m learning too much about myself today
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December 18, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Scrolling through tik tok and they showed me an open house in Killeen Texas…
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December 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Big depression!
December 18, 2024 at 10:18 AM
“How’s your mom”
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December 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
I hate when people who aren’t a supervisor put themselves in supervisor business.
December 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 8:57 PM
To the batcave!
December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
If you’re going to call a graduation ceremony…please make sure you ain’t sick…
December 13, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Gonna rewatch ghost stories this weekend
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December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I really wanna do the Pepe trend of when the police thought I was the homeless man stealing laundry at my old apartment complex
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Well…I was in the army.
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Everyone is focused on the holiday party and not doing any work.
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December 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Correct dosage of my adhd and depression medicine getting me right.
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Big ole snitch. Just call me Randall
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December 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
The liquor is calling for me today
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 AM
I really hope I don’t have to go in tomorrow so I can schedule my haircut
December 3, 2024 at 9:07 PM