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I guess I have to select a midnight countdown song now

Me and the bartender at the movie theatre looking at each other when I realized I forgot my wallet and I asked her if I could show her a picture of my ID that’s on my phone.

DJs do you ever just have a rotted
straight girl who won’t leave you alone, requesting no matter how many times you say “no”? Smelling like a forgotten Crunchwrap Supreme that fell in the backseat of your car in the summer, swinging around a damn Twisted Tea like GO AWAY

Oh, I’m simply observing

Hoda: “We’ll bleep it”
Cher: “say less…”

Countess Luann liked my comment and idk who to even send this to but

Lil’ Kim appreciation post as the first post always 🐝