You rush to the machine, wondering what information it holds
You sit in front of it just to be greeted by a … green loading screen?
It sure is taking the sweet time to load whatever is in this tin-can, and best of all, I feels like it’s stuck
𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚
>_
You sit in front of it just to be greeted by a … green loading screen?
It sure is taking the sweet time to load whatever is in this tin-can, and best of all, I feels like it’s stuck
𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚
>_
January 21, 2026 at 7:29 PM
You rush to the machine, wondering what information it holds
You sit in front of it just to be greeted by a … green loading screen?
It sure is taking the sweet time to load whatever is in this tin-can, and best of all, I feels like it’s stuck
𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚
>_
You sit in front of it just to be greeted by a … green loading screen?
It sure is taking the sweet time to load whatever is in this tin-can, and best of all, I feels like it’s stuck
𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗡𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗬 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗭𝗜𝗡𝗚
>_
You decide that the best course of action is to press the button where it landed, so you do that!
You walk up to it, crouch press it, and nothing seems to happen…
What a waist of time, you don’t even know where you managed to get a coin to launch it!
Oh wait, what was that noise?
>_
You walk up to it, crouch press it, and nothing seems to happen…
What a waist of time, you don’t even know where you managed to get a coin to launch it!
Oh wait, what was that noise?
>_
January 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You decide that the best course of action is to press the button where it landed, so you do that!
You walk up to it, crouch press it, and nothing seems to happen…
What a waist of time, you don’t even know where you managed to get a coin to launch it!
Oh wait, what was that noise?
>_
You walk up to it, crouch press it, and nothing seems to happen…
What a waist of time, you don’t even know where you managed to get a coin to launch it!
Oh wait, what was that noise?
>_
With your destructive tendencies you decide that yes!!!
Let’s jam a coin underneath the smaller red button!
What could go wrong??
You watch in spectacle the red button jump off and bounce out of the room into the soft not so pristine carpeted floor.
Annoyed with you life decisions you frown
>_
Let’s jam a coin underneath the smaller red button!
What could go wrong??
You watch in spectacle the red button jump off and bounce out of the room into the soft not so pristine carpeted floor.
Annoyed with you life decisions you frown
>_
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 PM
With your destructive tendencies you decide that yes!!!
Let’s jam a coin underneath the smaller red button!
What could go wrong??
You watch in spectacle the red button jump off and bounce out of the room into the soft not so pristine carpeted floor.
Annoyed with you life decisions you frown
>_
Let’s jam a coin underneath the smaller red button!
What could go wrong??
You watch in spectacle the red button jump off and bounce out of the room into the soft not so pristine carpeted floor.
Annoyed with you life decisions you frown
>_
You remove the big button from the machine
There is now a ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʳᵉᵈ ᵍˡᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ !!
It’s not as impressive as the big red button but it would feel amazing to just smash it
You feeling it? Aren’t you?
It’s calling you again, with its tiny cute squishy aura
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 !!!
>_
There is now a ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʳᵉᵈ ᵍˡᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ !!
It’s not as impressive as the big red button but it would feel amazing to just smash it
You feeling it? Aren’t you?
It’s calling you again, with its tiny cute squishy aura
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 !!!
>_
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You remove the big button from the machine
There is now a ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʳᵉᵈ ᵍˡᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ !!
It’s not as impressive as the big red button but it would feel amazing to just smash it
You feeling it? Aren’t you?
It’s calling you again, with its tiny cute squishy aura
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 !!!
>_
There is now a ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʳᵉᵈ ᵍˡᵒʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵒⁿ !!
It’s not as impressive as the big red button but it would feel amazing to just smash it
You feeling it? Aren’t you?
It’s calling you again, with its tiny cute squishy aura
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄 !!!
>_
You spot a door with a tiny hole
Maybe the nail must have gone there
Time to follow it and see where it takes you
Problem, the door seems to be locked
You proceed to keep on remodeling the building by doing a graceful dropkicking maneuver on the door landing in a nonchalant way
>_
Maybe the nail must have gone there
Time to follow it and see where it takes you
Problem, the door seems to be locked
You proceed to keep on remodeling the building by doing a graceful dropkicking maneuver on the door landing in a nonchalant way
>_
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
You spot a door with a tiny hole
Maybe the nail must have gone there
Time to follow it and see where it takes you
Problem, the door seems to be locked
You proceed to keep on remodeling the building by doing a graceful dropkicking maneuver on the door landing in a nonchalant way
>_
Maybe the nail must have gone there
Time to follow it and see where it takes you
Problem, the door seems to be locked
You proceed to keep on remodeling the building by doing a graceful dropkicking maneuver on the door landing in a nonchalant way
>_
This is the dumbest idea you've had since you have come to your senses!!!
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the the fluffy texture of the pristine carpet…
It beckons.
>Fuzz: Look out the window
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the the fluffy texture of the pristine carpet…
It beckons.
>Fuzz: Look out the window
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
This is the dumbest idea you've had since you have come to your senses!!!
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the the fluffy texture of the pristine carpet…
It beckons.
>Fuzz: Look out the window
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the the fluffy texture of the pristine carpet…
It beckons.
>Fuzz: Look out the window
You sneeze hard on the nail and it flies at mach speed from the palm of your paw
It goes straight though the wall and leaves a small hole behind
You are now holding 3 nails and you managed to make the room slightly more ventilated
Should be good for when the humid weather hits
>_
It goes straight though the wall and leaves a small hole behind
You are now holding 3 nails and you managed to make the room slightly more ventilated
Should be good for when the humid weather hits
>_
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 PM
You sneeze hard on the nail and it flies at mach speed from the palm of your paw
It goes straight though the wall and leaves a small hole behind
You are now holding 3 nails and you managed to make the room slightly more ventilated
Should be good for when the humid weather hits
>_
It goes straight though the wall and leaves a small hole behind
You are now holding 3 nails and you managed to make the room slightly more ventilated
Should be good for when the humid weather hits
>_
You look at the window and notice it’s closed.
Well, might as well open it and check out how it looks outside
…
Oh…
>_
Well, might as well open it and check out how it looks outside
…
Oh…
>_
January 14, 2026 at 12:16 PM
You look at the window and notice it’s closed.
Well, might as well open it and check out how it looks outside
…
Oh…
>_
Well, might as well open it and check out how it looks outside
…
Oh…
>_
Fuzz… fuzz?
Oh yeah fuzz, that’s right!
Now… to figure out where you are.
To the left you see a door, in front of you a window.
You notice too in the corner of the room some nails and a hammer on the floor near a broken baseboard.
The room looks very empty and cramped.
What do you do?
>_
Oh yeah fuzz, that’s right!
Now… to figure out where you are.
To the left you see a door, in front of you a window.
You notice too in the corner of the room some nails and a hammer on the floor near a broken baseboard.
The room looks very empty and cramped.
What do you do?
>_
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Fuzz… fuzz?
Oh yeah fuzz, that’s right!
Now… to figure out where you are.
To the left you see a door, in front of you a window.
You notice too in the corner of the room some nails and a hammer on the floor near a broken baseboard.
The room looks very empty and cramped.
What do you do?
>_
Oh yeah fuzz, that’s right!
Now… to figure out where you are.
To the left you see a door, in front of you a window.
You notice too in the corner of the room some nails and a hammer on the floor near a broken baseboard.
The room looks very empty and cramped.
What do you do?
>_