I’m not even on speaking terms with my family, in part due to their politics, but my father—a Marine of 20 years with a Secret-level security clearance—would make a better SecDef.
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m not even on speaking terms with my family, in part due to their politics, but my father—a Marine of 20 years with a Secret-level security clearance—would make a better SecDef.
But they WILL get to keep their tickets for “commemorative” purposes. You know they’re going to frame them and put them on the mantle next to pictures of Jesus.
January 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
But they WILL get to keep their tickets for “commemorative” purposes. You know they’re going to frame them and put them on the mantle next to pictures of Jesus.
As a resident of Minnesota, where it’s going to feel like -30 degrees on Monday, the only thing I can say to Mar a Lago Mussolini is “Grow a pair, Donnie.”
January 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
As a resident of Minnesota, where it’s going to feel like -30 degrees on Monday, the only thing I can say to Mar a Lago Mussolini is “Grow a pair, Donnie.”
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving douchebag. I think someone may be on the receiving end of “your body, my choice” soon.
December 7, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving douchebag. I think someone may be on the receiving end of “your body, my choice” soon.
Says the son of a…pedophile.
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Says the son of a…pedophile.
The word is “indiscretions” you brainless twatwaffle.
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The word is “indiscretions” you brainless twatwaffle.
As a rule, I don’t make fun of people’s physical appearance, disabilities, or the like, but for this douchebag, I’ll make an exception. Mad-Eye Patel seems appropriate.
December 7, 2024 at 4:05 PM
As a rule, I don’t make fun of people’s physical appearance, disabilities, or the like, but for this douchebag, I’ll make an exception. Mad-Eye Patel seems appropriate.
I don’t violently despise many people, but he’s at the top of my list. And yeah, he looks like a Butterball fucker.
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I don’t violently despise many people, but he’s at the top of my list. And yeah, he looks like a Butterball fucker.
I hardly think that’s a disqualifier in this day and age!
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I hardly think that’s a disqualifier in this day and age!
This BlueSky app has some great features! Thank you!
November 27, 2024 at 6:25 AM
This BlueSky app has some great features! Thank you!
I know a good number of them, but I’d love to have all their handles so I can follow!
November 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I know a good number of them, but I’d love to have all their handles so I can follow!
Because if Trump gets his way, his little sociopath shitweasels are next in line for the throne.
November 25, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Because if Trump gets his way, his little sociopath shitweasels are next in line for the throne.
I DO work for the library, and I support this message!
November 25, 2024 at 5:38 AM
I DO work for the library, and I support this message!
That’s quite the inconvenience! Damn.
November 25, 2024 at 5:22 AM
That’s quite the inconvenience! Damn.
Talking to you, Joe and Mika. Spineless, shameless hacks.
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Talking to you, Joe and Mika. Spineless, shameless hacks.
At this point, I could use one of those portal thingies. Be great to escape the hellscape planet Earth has become.
November 18, 2024 at 6:54 AM
At this point, I could use one of those portal thingies. Be great to escape the hellscape planet Earth has become.
Shit, I forgot about this quote, and it’s perfect for this moment where MAGA is saying “we can agree to disagree.”
November 18, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Shit, I forgot about this quote, and it’s perfect for this moment where MAGA is saying “we can agree to disagree.”