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Here’s how humanity will end: Siri, please rid the world of cancer.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Here’s how humanity will end: Siri, please rid the world of cancer.
September 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you’re a person of color, you have to hope that Kristi Noem likes you better than puppies.
June 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you’re a person of color, you have to hope that Kristi Noem likes you better than puppies.
Every time RFK Jr tweets a child gets his wings.
April 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Every time RFK Jr tweets a child gets his wings.
I hadn’t planned on attending the protests on Saturday but I just got sucked in.
April 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I hadn’t planned on attending the protests on Saturday but I just got sucked in.
Why isn’t “pregret” a word?
April 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why isn’t “pregret” a word?
Selling Puerto Rico doesn’t sound as unthinkable as it did three months ago.
March 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Selling Puerto Rico doesn’t sound as unthinkable as it did three months ago.
I’m pretty sure 15 drinks per week no longer makes you an alcoholic
March 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m pretty sure 15 drinks per week no longer makes you an alcoholic