Djord
@djordposting.bsky.social
Voted most likely to be and honestly I don't think so
Hitting your head while going "STUPID STUPID STUPID" is gender affirming for guys
September 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hitting your head while going "STUPID STUPID STUPID" is gender affirming for guys
Drank like a liter of water from the cooler at the department store #anticapitalist
July 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Drank like a liter of water from the cooler at the department store #anticapitalist
Games cost so much when they're not 90% on sale
July 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Games cost so much when they're not 90% on sale
Telling everyone I'm going into labor after getting a job
June 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Telling everyone I'm going into labor after getting a job
Bi people when they spend money
a man wearing a pika pika hat is sitting at a table with other people
ALT: a man wearing a pika pika hat is sitting at a table with other people
media.tenor.com
June 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Bi people when they spend money
Getting arrested and telling the cops "every accusation is a confession" as I'm told why I'm being detained
May 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Getting arrested and telling the cops "every accusation is a confession" as I'm told why I'm being detained
Guy who doesn't know what pansexual means so he calls himself trisexual to include nbs
May 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guy who doesn't know what pansexual means so he calls himself trisexual to include nbs
You can't rename a banana, it's been proven.
May 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You can't rename a banana, it's been proven.
Reading the women's rights book (6'4 btw)
May 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Reading the women's rights book (6'4 btw)
This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?
May 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?
The midnight snack is the most important meal of the day but no one wants to have that discussion
April 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The midnight snack is the most important meal of the day but no one wants to have that discussion
My most egotistical trait is I think I'd make a great psychological case study
March 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My most egotistical trait is I think I'd make a great psychological case study
Dudes after the printing press was invented: Wow... Everything's books.
March 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Dudes after the printing press was invented: Wow... Everything's books.
Tired of being in the time of monsters, can the new world be done with this whole being birthed thing
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Tired of being in the time of monsters, can the new world be done with this whole being birthed thing
Home is where the penis is.
February 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Home is where the penis is.
God dude mom brought home the sludge, don't she know it's the fog season
January 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
God dude mom brought home the sludge, don't she know it's the fog season
The sluttiest thing a man can do is suck 41 penises a day, perhaps 42.
January 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The sluttiest thing a man can do is suck 41 penises a day, perhaps 42.
Diogenes was also told to "get a job", yet who is remembered in that interaction today?
December 29, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Diogenes was also told to "get a job", yet who is remembered in that interaction today?
When you're taken seriously and respected by your peers : What am I, completely whole liver?
November 30, 2024 at 5:57 PM
When you're taken seriously and respected by your peers : What am I, completely whole liver?
Would you feel the weight of loneliness for a million dollars...
October 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Would you feel the weight of loneliness for a million dollars...
The judge is sentencing me to "do your little white boy dance" for those affected by my actions
October 24, 2024 at 6:09 AM
The judge is sentencing me to "do your little white boy dance" for those affected by my actions
Anyone know if we got the cycle of violence tomorrow
October 21, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Anyone know if we got the cycle of violence tomorrow
Rivers cuomo if he was a cuck : What's with these homies kissing my girl?
Why does it make me hard?
Why does it make me hard?
October 15, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Rivers cuomo if he was a cuck : What's with these homies kissing my girl?
Why does it make me hard?
Why does it make me hard?