DJMP
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23 and gonna start studying for my learners! MDNI!!!
Okay counter argument
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Okay counter argument
Awwww what a cutie! *steals*
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Awwww what a cutie! *steals*
That actually sounds pretty cool! I’d be down!
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That actually sounds pretty cool! I’d be down!
*Sloppy toppy pizza noises* Ohhh yeahhh >x3!
(THATS GOOD TO HEAR AND YEAH WORK IS GOING WELL!!)
(THATS GOOD TO HEAR AND YEAH WORK IS GOING WELL!!)
October 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*Sloppy toppy pizza noises* Ohhh yeahhh >x3!
(THATS GOOD TO HEAR AND YEAH WORK IS GOING WELL!!)
(THATS GOOD TO HEAR AND YEAH WORK IS GOING WELL!!)
Heh thats not the only thing you’ll be full of soon…cause I brought pizza!
(YEAH HEY!! IM DOING WELL HOW ABOUT YOU?)
(YEAH HEY!! IM DOING WELL HOW ABOUT YOU?)
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Heh thats not the only thing you’ll be full of soon…cause I brought pizza!
(YEAH HEY!! IM DOING WELL HOW ABOUT YOU?)
(YEAH HEY!! IM DOING WELL HOW ABOUT YOU?)
A stray kitten my family and I feed rubbed up against me tonight!!
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October 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A stray kitten my family and I feed rubbed up against me tonight!!
GASP! You’re…A PET?! I knew there was something different about you!
October 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
GASP! You’re…A PET?! I knew there was something different about you!
FUCK YEAH!!!
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October 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
FUCK YEAH!!!
Grandma is unfazed
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October 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Grandma is unfazed
Girl is sick that things like it’s an ice pop 🤣
October 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Girl is sick that things like it’s an ice pop 🤣
The cutest! Makes me want to make my own mouse oc!
October 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The cutest! Makes me want to make my own mouse oc!
How dare you…well played.
October 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How dare you…well played.
I’ve got a love hate relationship with this movie, I one hand I love it cause it got some good scares out of me but the other. I wanted to so badly drop kick that girl the whole movie.
October 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I’ve got a love hate relationship with this movie, I one hand I love it cause it got some good scares out of me but the other. I wanted to so badly drop kick that girl the whole movie.
Your days are now numbered.
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October 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Your days are now numbered.
Literally me tweaking out from you over paying me for that commission/j
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October 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Literally me tweaking out from you over paying me for that commission/j
Those thighs are my GOALS!!!
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October 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Those thighs are my GOALS!!!