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Melvis
@djmelvis.bsky.social
Executive Director of Freestyle Takeover. ⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️

Polyjamorous DJ. On a scale from 1 to AMAZING, I’m a 10. Scorpio af. He/him. AKA Mr. Steal Yo Fries.
No, I didn’t get a big check at my doorstep a la Publishers Clearing House. But hey, a band is a band. 🤑

Switch was such a fun experience. And now only 228 days until ya’ boy can get back to wrecking shop on the game show circuit. 😏
November 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Happy 28th Wheel-a-versary to ya' boy.

Why yes, I knew what this was before I chose my 3 consonants and a vowel. In hindsight, I should've gone w/ Z, 4, Q, and the Batman symbol to mess with everyone.

(Side note: Maybe I should use this thing again.)
November 20, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Tonight’s spread.

One day I’mma feel dangerous and give out Haw Flakes. (My Asian peeps know what’s up w/ them.)
October 31, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Watching the Apple keynote. Good thing I’m not wearing pants because LAWD that iPhone 15 Pro Max. 🥵
September 12, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I wish I had this superpower for real life.
August 21, 2023 at 5:57 AM
🎶 “SoCal is where my mind states…” 🎶
August 15, 2023 at 1:22 AM
At a Wheel of Fortune contestant alumni reunion thingamabob this weekend. It’s so wild to hear people come up to me and be like, “You’re Mel Baltazar! From 1996, right?”

Like dawg, what am I, a Playboy Playmate? 😂
August 5, 2023 at 4:47 AM
Relatable. Also, this is damn near how I became well-rounded with my musical knowledge in my formative years.
July 8, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Currently reading “Stay True” by Hua Hsu. This passage hit me so hard. Like someone put a decoder ring to my formative years and now it all makes so much sense. BRB, need a moment
July 6, 2023 at 4:19 AM
Speaking of scents, what colognes/fragrances have y’all been rocking lately?

My current go-to has been Atelier Orange Sanguine with a top splash of Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Media Cologne Forte. That orange/citrus note fused with aquatic x Matcha Green Tea is a legit summertime BANGER.
July 6, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Possibly my goofiest impulse buy of the year so far.

And it smells AMAZING.

Seriously, why blow $365 on a 50 mL bottle of CREED Aventus when you can get a similarly rich pineapple scent for less than 3% of that?
July 6, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Gimme a hell yeah.
July 4, 2023 at 8:36 PM
June 22, 2023 at 7:53 PM