Someone told me I look beautiful today with all the colors. Now here I am standing in front of a dollar tree. All I can see is a puffy fatty weirdo with a kid bike looking like he’s getting candy at the dollar store. #fixie #bike #dollarstore #fatkid

Attention all hipsters! They have a single speed/fixie adult bike at Walmart on clearance for $54. You may want to check out your nearest Walmart… this is the bike you need to ride at the coffee shop. Take off unnecessary parts and 🚴🚴‍♀️🚴‍♂️🤩
#hipster #cycling #bicyle #bike #bikestuff #walmart #clearance

Classic Friday night stuff. #conspiracy