Silly project in the new year: tiny nun’s habit for Sister I Haven’t Decided on a Name Yet

Yeah, no. That hasn’t happened. If it does happen it’s a bribe.

I mean FFS…

I was so so so so cute

Passed 3 on my way home from work yesterday. Terribly sad that I wasn’t invited to the douchebag convention.

For the record: yes, they were shot 2-tone velvet and NO ONE gave me $100/pair for them. They were like $25 or something and people still complained about them being too expensive.

Remembering that think piece about how wireless headphones were a physical impossibility that I read two weeks before AirPods dropped…

It kind of reminds me of a series of noir detective novels I read. The characters are all dinosaurs wearing rubber human suits to blend in with human society. The books are actually really good, but it sounds like these people took the idea and ran with it all the way to crazy town.

Are they cold blooded? Can you just wear an ice pack strapped to your chest or something?

No, I take that back. It’s the music that plays 24/7 over the PA system at an outdoor shopping center in 1997.

Good thing there’s a lot of HOT GARBAGE pop music available for these moments.

And a drop of cherry bitters that I had a heck of a time getting out of the bottle