You guys!!! Thanks for the follows! I can’t believe 300+ of you are willing to do whatever Eli tells you. As a thank you, I wanted to share an embarrassing photo of @elimccann.bsky.social but he expressly forbade me ☹️ so here’s a consolation pic of one of my dogs instead

Truly though, the least you could do considering I just held your baby for five hours so you could get your Christmas lights up

@elimccann.bsky.social can you get me some followers on here?